postpaleo wrote:
Why would we want to fling free thongs at holiday shoppers?
What better way to make our tag-team presidential aspirations known? We were ordained by the spirits!
postie wrote:
Tis the season to make money. I mean, you got to get rich for the season so you can go to the surf board show come next summer. I bet the surf is great in Malta. Where is Malta? I want to go anyway, even if they don't have beaches. I heard they had a conference there once, so they must have great hotels. Surf boards and swimming pools, it's just got to work. That's just plain logical and everybody knows intelligence and logic go hand in hand. Unless you're W, then too much intelligence makes you out to be a dunce. Maybe he should go to Malta. I'll just stay here and fling free thongs to the masses.
Hahaha!

Good points all. Yeah, if we become president, we gots to get us better or less intel than
he gots.

I say we hire the members of the ex-cafe. If they don't know it - it don't need to be known. And then some.
At our Malta conference, after a few of The Malta of Cocktails, we can come up with campaign slogans. It
could work!
(looks like DeaconBlues cat is ready to join us).
(As Sleepy Dragon points out, the voters will want to know right away if we fling thongs left-footed or right-footed; I say we hedge and say "Phoenician" - should have 'em scratching their heads and buy us some time).