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02 Jan 2008, 4:36 pm

Lauri! This is no time to be thinking of massages! We're trying to chant messages that will un-zombify Zanne! Sheesh! ADDers! Whatcha gonna do? :roll: :lol:

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02 Jan 2008, 4:38 pm

Chuck wrote:

Lauri!

This is no time to be thinking of massages!

We're trying to chant messages that will un-zombify Zanne! Sheesh! ADDers! Whatcha gonna do? :roll:

Not my fault you got Nannarob stuck. And she was just about to walk her dogs, too.

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02 Jan 2008, 4:49 pm

...maybe you could walk Robyn's dogs for her, pretty please?... And this cat I found at Zanne's house. I thought it was zombified too at first - turns out it just needs to go...

...I owe you one. Ok, ok, I owe you a thousand... :roll:

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02 Jan 2008, 4:53 pm

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Chuck, you have a unique sense of fun. No ... thet's not quite right. You and Lau and PP and a few of the other men are unique and I miss your play. Then of course we have Blessed and Nan. Have we all become too serious?

Nah. The boys called to check up on me today. They are good souls, they just don't really HOW different I am! You can't blame them. I work in FL and they are all over the world except in FL. They've never SEEN me. LOL

I do wish I had a movie of my new boss taking me to lunch when I started this position. If you all could have seen him staring at me while I ate! I suddenly looked up and saw his face. I almost started laughing at him. His mouth was literally hanging open in shock. I always forget that my eating style is so shocking to NTs. But, even I knew what his face meant and it was funny!

I'll tell other funny boss stories later. I really am a trial to this man. He is very indirect and likes his warm and fuzzies. I had to explain to him that emotion makes me shut down and won't get him the sympathy he needs. LOL I should have recorded all of this stuff. I never realize how funny it is until afterward!

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02 Jan 2008, 4:54 pm

I love this!

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Zanne, ...just sit, watch and listen ...these should help bring you back to a normal state (poor tortured soul!

tsk tsk!! !):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GBwuYuOOs&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7j1SwM__-o&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3y899kkoSI&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdzVpcvZgNk&feature=related[/youtube]
...home, home, where I wanted to go...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9j_RZDqYc4&feature=related[/youtube]
(...there are no emotional arguing auditors there... :wink:

)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNtoGW0atis
(...Talking Heads' autistic David Byrne - knew I loved that guy - didn't know he was one 'o us...)

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02 Jan 2008, 4:54 pm

Chuck wrote:

...maybe you could walk Robyn's dogs for her, pretty please?... And this cat I found at Zanne's house. I thought it was zombified too at first - turns out it just needs to go...

...I owe you one. Ok, ok, I owe you a thousand... :roll:

I can walk the dogs but the cat is out of the question. As for the thousand you owe me, I'll take that in chocolate on the same payment plan that Gromit is on.

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02 Jan 2008, 4:54 pm

ok, now robyn... Postie left us this cryptic message. Perhaps we should try it... ...see if it helps any...

postpaleo wrote:

...1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.>2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.>

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02 Jan 2008, 4:55 pm

Chuck wrote:

nannarob wrote:

Robyn!

Thank goodness you heard my mental SOS! Exactly so! Now only serious frivolity can save our Zanne! Quick! Assume this position with me...

...there, good... ...now, let's chant something aboriginal - you pick the tune...

Ai Oi I don't feel like getting discombobulated and "Pilobolated"

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02 Jan 2008, 4:59 pm

Gotta' go finish packing stuff! I wish you all a great time discombobulating yourselves.

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02 Jan 2008, 5:00 pm

Chuck wrote:

ok, now robyn... Postie left us this cryptic message. Perhaps we should try it... ...see if it helps any...

postpaleo wrote:

There are two kinds of people in the world....
Those who can pat their heads with one hand while rubbing their tummies in a circular motion with the other,
and those who can't. I do not belong to the first category.

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02 Jan 2008, 5:00 pm

Whoa! This position is getting complicated! ...and with my foot turning clockwise, my head seems to spin backwards!.. ....and now I owe one thousand pounds of chocolate somehow... ...this is worse than the game Twister...

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02 Jan 2008, 5:09 pm

Hi, Hartz. I see you lurking and want to warn you that you'd better limber up before you come in here today. Chuck will tie you in knots.

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02 Jan 2008, 5:09 pm

Chuck wrote:

nannarob wrote:

Robyn!

Thank goodness you heard my mental SOS! Exactly so! Now only serious frivolity can save our Zanne! Quick! Assume this position with me...

...there, good... ...now, let's chant something aboriginal - you pick the tune...

I'm going to put them on my desktop and look at them when I'm on those calls.

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02 Jan 2008, 5:10 pm

DeaconBlues wrote:

I can assume things about that position - for instance, I assume that would be excruciatingly uncomfortable... :cry:

I'm thinking it conveys my feelings about talking to people on conference calls all day. LOL

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02 Jan 2008, 5:11 pm

postpaleo wrote:

Umm'k I got this in my email today and I tried it.

How smart is your right foot? Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............> This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed In your brain!>
1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.>
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.> your foot will change direction.>
I told you so!! ! And there's nothing you can do about it! Before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.> Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too.

It didn't change direction. It started to a couple of times but I had no trouble keeping the foot going clockwise. I did notice if I drew the 6 backwards it wasn't as likely to get that little tic that wanted to go counter clockwise. So yeah I am frustrated like the letter said, but I don't think it's the way it was meant to happen. Maybe the lesson in this is, be careful who I get for an orthopedic surgeon.

Hey. that's weird! I can't stop giggling, for some reason. And I tried drawing the 6 backward, and had the same result as you, Postie!

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02 Jan 2008, 5:13 pm

Oh my poor kitty! I will have you know that despite my zombification I have taken good care of my pets. My cat looks like that because he is pretending to be a Persian!

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