The Dino-Aspie Ex-Café (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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31 Jan 2008, 5:28 pm

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If you meet anyone named Smith, it's either an agent program of the Matrix, or a Time Lord in disguise...


If we can ever get the stupid thing working, and anyone needs a quick escape from Smith, we do have a Stargate


But I don't want to go to Arizona, they still think I still owe child support. I don't like jails. I don't know how the hell they even got into the fry, I've never been there.

Now if we ever get the thing to work so it goes someplace else...my sheets, lip stick, and bullfrog sun block are packed and I'm ready to go, just don't push and you first.


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31 Jan 2008, 6:05 pm

ok. i've FINALLY found a way to explain to the kid the difference between men and women in a visual way, and why guys are just so... so... well, so.





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31 Jan 2008, 6:12 pm

Good one Nan!


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31 Jan 2008, 6:45 pm

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ok. i've FINALLY found a way to explain to the kid the difference between men and women in a visual way, and why guys are just so... so... well, so.





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Yep, that looks about right. :)


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31 Jan 2008, 6:56 pm

Is not right :evil: :cry:

My switch doesn't look like that at all. I don't think they'll let me put up a picture of it though. Can I say phallic here? Folks it can't look any more phallic. Geeze louise, at least do good machine design. And that light bulb? It is not PINK!! It's burned out, damn it.


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31 Jan 2008, 6:57 pm

The pharmacist who works opposite me broke several bones in his foot, so I'll be gone for a couple of weeks. Take care!



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31 Jan 2008, 7:00 pm

I don't think AS/high functioning autism exists



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31 Jan 2008, 7:06 pm

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I don't think AS/high functioning autism exists

I don't think alcoholism exists either, but I know I drank too f*****g much.

Better change your profile, cause it says someone in your life thinks it does.


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31 Jan 2008, 7:12 pm

postpaleo wrote:
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I don't think AS/high functioning autism exists

I don't think alcoholism exists either, but I know I drank too f***ing much.

Better change your profile, cause it says someone in your life thinks it does.


Dammit, now I have to somehow get the Diet Coke out of my keyboard!

Hehehe. 8)



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31 Jan 2008, 7:27 pm

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Dammit, now I have to somehow get the Diet Coke out of my keyboard!

Hehehe. 8)


I have a mini shop vac in the cave, it'll suck the hair off a cat at 20 meters and it doesn't care if it is wet or dry. So far it hasn't sucked in any keyboard keys. Although I wouldn't mind if it sucked in this Caps Lock KEY> DAMN IT I SWEAR ALL I HAVE TO LOOK AT IT AND IT STICKS>


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31 Jan 2008, 8:00 pm

Nan wrote:
ok. i've FINALLY found a way to explain to the kid the difference between men and women in a visual way, and why guys are just so... so... well, so.





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:wink:


:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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31 Jan 2008, 8:09 pm

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Dammit, now I have to somehow get the Diet Coke out of my keyboard!

Hehehe. 8)


I have a mini shop vac in the cave, it'll suck the hair off a cat at 20 meters and it doesn't care if it is wet or dry. So far it hasn't sucked in any keyboard keys. Although I wouldn't mind if it sucked in this Caps Lock KEY> DAMN IT I SWEAR ALL I HAVE TO LOOK AT IT AND IT STICKS>


hair off a cat at 20 meters??? can i borrow that, postie?



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31 Jan 2008, 8:11 pm

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The pharmacist who works opposite me broke several bones in his foot, so I'll be gone for a couple of weeks. Take care!


oh, jeez. uh, well, seeya on the flip side, hillbilly.



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31 Jan 2008, 8:12 pm

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Is not right :evil: :cry:

My switch doesn't look like that at all. I don't think they'll let me put up a picture of it though. Can I say phallic here? Folks it can't look any more phallic. Geeze louise, at least do good machine design. And that light bulb? It is not PINK!! It's burned out, damn it.


it's not???

does it? {blink, blink}

ooo, does that look pink to you?

looks more of a pearlish orange to me. :lol: :lol: :twisted: :lol:



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31 Jan 2008, 10:49 pm

Postie, can I borrow your shop vac when Nan's through with it? Only my damn garage flooded during yesterday afternoon's rain. :evil:

Chuck, don't forget to sleep every so often! :o Hope it's not too hectic....



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31 Jan 2008, 11:01 pm

Sure, I have two. A big one for the ever going, never ending house remodeling and the little one I use on dogs, floors, keyboards and the inside of the computers. The cats are pretty fast and the two I have now don't like it, I've had others that loved to be vacuumed. It actually can be stepped down in size for the nozzle and has a computer series of nozzles/brushes and so on. Saves on buying the canned air.

It can also suck bats out of mid flight, but only at 10 meters, the little buggers are fast. :wink: Of course I let them go, but outside. There are enough bats in my belfry.

Floods aren't fun. I've been through a couple bad ones. Supposed to get freezing rain here and they're calling for between a quarter of an inch and an inch of ice. I don't like ice storms it means the power might go out and no computer.


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