The Dino-Aspie Ex-Café (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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I forgot where it lived, too.

Go to "My Account".
Down the bottom of the page.
Hit "Browse Users".

Thanks!

And with this post I move into SOLE posession of 558th place! Don't everyone gasp at once...

I used to be #50, but with all these spammers around, I have dropped to #63

Hey, we do what we can!

...and a nose in front is ...RICHIE!

Oh Bazza, you get more like my role model every day - a real hunk of man!

I did the maze in your avatar in under 30 seconds lau, do I win a prize? Do I get cheeze? *squeek* Eeek!! A mouse... Umm more like a rat and that means I'll eat anything, I want a muffin.

Ah Oh. I just tried to do it from lower right hand corner as the start. I'm lost, can't find my way, I can't do it, please send help, I'm hungry.

Strange, I wonder why. One would think it would have been as easy. I can do it from the upper left and did it more then once, just as fast and after being away from it. I wonder if doing it once has imprinted, but certainly not near conscious level. And why would I have been able to do it as fast the first time. Oh good now I'll be up thinking about it and they want me to be at least semi conscious for the shrink today, now that is a real mystery. Like conscious even matters at that place? Maybe I'll just stare blankly at the wall, might get some good meds this time.

Did the maze visually in under 30 seconds. Do I get cheese? If so, Do I have to bear any of the cost of shipping cheese into a desert?

You know, I'll just get my own cheese, thanks. With a side of guacamole and a prickly pear fruit for desert. MMM--MMM--MMMMMMMMMM that's good maze runnin' food!

It's the Aussie model of Manhood, Merle! They broke the mould in USA!

Definitions:

• idleness, n.: Leisure gone to seed.
• ignorance, n.: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
• in-box, n.: A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.
• index, n.: Alphabetical list of words of no possible interest where an alphabetical list of subjects with references ought to be.
• information centre, n.: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
• information processing, n.: What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.
• ingrate, n.: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.
• innovate, v.: To annoy people.
• inoculatte, v: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
• insecurity, n.: Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to the person who told it to you.
• intaxication, n: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
• interest, n.: What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and burned out employees must feign.
• intoxicated, adj.: When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.

It is fruitless:

1. to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactate fluid.
2. to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative manoeuvres.

Lurking and reading lau's laws....