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Oh, no, I definitely don't believe in acting fake to get someone to fall in love with you. For a healthy relationship, you need to feel free to be yourself. Just keep doing what you're doing with the volunteer work and such. You never know, love tends to find people when they least expect it, especially when they're not looking. Maybe a woman will take notice of all the kind things you do for others and something will click with her. Probably she'll have some quirks of her own, that she'll need you to overlook. I know my husband definitely does. If he was completely normal, I know I wouldn't feel comfortable around him.

well im definately not normal....

i created my own joke for a start....

BTW, if I were single, I would much rather find a guy without experience than one who slept around with girls in bars; or, worse, prostitutes! My first kiss (at 16) was with a 19-year-old guy who had never been kissed. I thought it was the most romantic thing that I was also his first kiss!

What's your joke?

Many years after the flood, God spoke to Noah again and said :

"Noah i want you to build me another ark, and yay, i want you to build it five stories high"

To which Noah said :

"Five stories? are you sure god?, i mean the single level one you had me build last time took me over 100 years to complete "

At this God said :

"Dont question me Noah, just do as i command, am i not the Lord thy God?"

Shocked, Noah said :

"Ok, ok God.... so do you want me to fill it with two of every unclean animal and seven of every clean animal agian like last time? "

God laughed and said :

"No.....this time i want you to fill it full of Carp"

Noah, angered at this said :

"God!! are you insane?!? Carp are fish, what do they need an Ark for?!?"

At this, God booms :

"DONT QUESTION ME NOAH!!, for the meaning of this is prophetic....

.....in the future the world will be filled with Multi-Story CARPARKS!!"

Being Aspie, and one of the last people to get jokes, I had to read it a few times, until I got the Carp-arks. Cute!

maybe my humour is putting them off?

I liked the joke.

thanks

Humor is always a good thing!

In my opinion, it's only bad when it's at other people's expense.

Well lets hope God or Noah didnt see me post it...

I think even they would approve.

well God does have a sense of humour...

here one example from the Old testiment and one from the New testiment -:

in the book of Joshua -: '...And Joshua was old and stricken in years, and God said "Joshua, you are old and stricken in years"... '

In the book of Acts -: (Jesus's disciples have just seen Jesus ascend into the sky in stupendious glory) ' ...After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight. They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them (Angels ). "Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky?'

No need to thank me. It was you who gave me the laugh.

Crappy soundproofing since put into retirement