Alright, alright, alright!! !
<Drill Instructor Chuck bursts in, banging an empty garbage can with his nightstick>
All you people around the world still on February 29th have been given an extra 24 hours to catch up on everything you are behind on! Time to do your yearly budgets, laundry, paperwork, filing, put your pictures into albums, clean your kitchens, scrub your homes top to bottom, clear the gutters, trim your trees, put air in your tires, write your memoirs, call your family, wash your cats, square everything away, scrub the rust off your railings, and paint the bushes. Then it's time to catch up on all the sleep you have been missing.
Let's go let's go let's go let's go!! ! Get up, you darlings!! ! Get with it!! !
Movemovemove!! !<Chuck rushes away before the angry mob with torches fully awakens and tracks him down...>