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05 Mar 2008, 12:13 am

Goodnight, Lauri. Sweet dreams.

I will have to keep you in my prayers, if that's okay with you.



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05 Mar 2008, 10:23 am

* 8O *
...herm, what happened?
This post entered a
strange computer warp-world?



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05 Mar 2008, 10:40 am

Lauri, best wishes to your son as he proceeds with further evaluation and treatments. Good thoughts on you both. And congratulations on your 4000th post! :D

Nan, congrats on your 2nd WP anniversary! :D I have enjoyed your posts and humor, and appreciated your advice. Here's to another year!! ! :D

Helen, congrats on your miraculous healing through prayer! (Keep "in touch" with your prayer friend to prevent depression relapse). :wink: Remember - Lau does minor demon exorcisms for a small fee. (Major demon extractions and Lau prayer rugs cost extra. Some restrictions may apply.)

Sleepydragon - yous a shark-toothed grin sweetie! :lol:

Cosmiccat. :lol: you crack me up, even without caffeine. :lol: :wink: I'm quite sure you are NT.
(oops! Let me push this together --->areNT<--- ...there, that's what I meant: aren't NT).

Welcome Asplanet! :D

Jon, I hope you don't become depressed when this sinks in, ...but, ...erm, you just haven't prayed in the proper way/to the sufficient degree. Once you hit the correct combination, the lock will open and H will become disease/symptom free. I mean this only in the most helpful way: you simply must give up your childish belief in science. Faith, Jon, ...faith. Here - practice with these poisonous cobras, while chanting "Oooooommmmm. I believe. Oooooooommmm". (Problems? Try Lau Belief Beads, obtainable for a nominal fee, plus interest).

Howdy Sam! :D



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05 Mar 2008, 11:41 am

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My friend came over early, and while we were waiting until it was time to go to the appointment, she clutched my hand dramatically and said, 'Oh lord, drive out the demons that have caused this depression .... send your angels to lift up Helen etc etc'

I actually got the giggles. :lol: Here I had been comtemplating suicide, and her prayer was so ridiculous I thought it was hilarious.

I searched for something that could help when your friend is not at hand, and found this book. If just the author's summary lifts your mood, how much better must the book be?



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05 Mar 2008, 12:33 pm

Chuck, your post made me laugh.



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05 Mar 2008, 12:37 pm

Gromit wrote:
Smelena wrote:
My friend came over early, and while we were waiting until it was time to go to the appointment, she clutched my hand dramatically and said, 'Oh lord, drive out the demons that have caused this depression .... send your angels to lift up Helen etc etc'

I actually got the giggles. :lol: Here I had been comtemplating suicide, and her prayer was so ridiculous I thought it was hilarious.

I searched for something that could help when your friend is not at hand, and found this book. If just the author's summary lifts your mood, how much better must the book be?



hahahahaha

Let's all go wish away our depression and lonliness now.



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05 Mar 2008, 12:53 pm

Gromit,
AAAAAACK! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think we need to form a bookclub for the cafe, get together once a month and discuss this book intulectually.



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05 Mar 2008, 12:56 pm

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Jon, I hope you don't become depressed when this sinks in, ...but, ...erm, you just haven't prayed in the proper way/to the sufficient degree. Once you hit the correct combination, the lock will open and H will become disease/symptom free. I mean this only in the most helpful way: you simply must give up your childish belief in science. Faith, Jon, ...faith. Here - practice with these poisonous cobras, while chanting "Oooooommmmm. I believe. Oooooooommmm". (Problems? Try Lau Belief Beads, obtainable for a nominal fee, plus interest).

"If you pray hard enough, you can make water run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill!"
- Robert Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long


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05 Mar 2008, 1:04 pm

But remember not to hug anyone and comfort them while in the middle of praying their depression away. You might distract them. Besides the fact that you love them so much means you must be lusting after them and that's wrong :wink: .



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05 Mar 2008, 1:19 pm

Anal Complex topic

(May be better than laughing gas)
So anal demons just will not pass?
Shove this book right up your...
(For comic relief to last and last.)

Good idea, Gromit. Hilarious, and true. :P


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05 Mar 2008, 2:18 pm

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But remember not to hug anyone and comfort them while in the middle of praying their depression away. You might distract them. Besides the fact that you love them so much means you must be lusting after them and that's wrong :wink: .


Wah? I guess you're being sarcastic due to past experience.



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05 Mar 2008, 2:40 pm

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morning_after wrote:
But remember not to hug anyone and comfort them while in the middle of praying their depression away. You might distract them. Besides the fact that you love them so much means you must be lusting after them and that's wrong :wink: .


Wah? I guess you're being sarcastic due to past experience.


Yes, I am. I've run into those types.



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05 Mar 2008, 3:17 pm

Not a damn thing wrong with a nice, healthy dose of lust now and then. :wink:



(only five more posts like this and i earn my merit badge)



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05 Mar 2008, 3:18 pm

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Not a damn thing wrong with a nice, healthy dose of lust now and then. :wink:


Are you claiming you might drool over me if we met in person :wink: ?



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05 Mar 2008, 4:13 pm

I find when lusting it is better not to drool unless you like very wet kisses.



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05 Mar 2008, 4:27 pm

morning_after wrote:
Nan wrote:
Not a damn thing wrong with a nice, healthy dose of lust now and then. :wink:


Are you claiming you might drool over me if we met in person :wink: ?



Takes a lot to impress me, these days.