hector451 wrote:
The best way to know for certain if you have it is if you have a tail.
Nice one.
Honestly, all those "symptoms" are not categorical. I know many NTs who break everything they touch, have issues making friends, and twist their fingers. So, you might have it indeed, but those criteria are not always representative of autistic spectra, and inversely, Aspergers do not have one stereotypical personality, with the same characteristics for everyone (like, I do not have a tail, but I wonder if my eleventh finger is due to my AS or not...).
If you compare
Gillberg's and
Garnett/Attwood's diagnostic criteria, you will notice they are different from each others. My advice to you is not to rely on a few lines about what Aspergers do or do not do (nor on those criteria I linked), but to read more about the syndrom in at least two books by different authors.
By the way, according to some studies, people with Asperger's do not understand humour nor use it. There are obviously at least two living proofs on here that some do.
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