LabPet wrote:
There's no ladylike way to consume French onion soup. Just don't do it. Much like spaghetti (good I'm not an Italian food affianado (sp?)) - spaghetti just LOOKS messy!
Actually neither of those are too bad, they just take a considerable amount of finesse. Knowing how to chop up the cheese with the edge of your spoon or twirl the spaghetti on a fork with your spoon so you aren't clipping off stragglers and letting them fall back into the bowl is pretty much the name of the game.
Now what I can agree with you whole heartedly - wet-rub wings and crawfish. Wet rub wings there's no avoiding having your hands wrapped in sauce, part of why I'll almost always pass them up for a good dry rub. Crawfish, they're delicious but, if you ever go to Joe's Crab Shack and get the steamer pot full of them - it'll be a two hour meal, there's nothing you can do but rip into them like a caveman's awkwardness (they don't hold form like crab or lobster so much), and in the end - much like I've heard about escargot, you've put in way too much work to even get yourself satiated, with any luck you may even worked up an appetite by the time you're done. Thankfully those steamer come with kabassi, corn on the cob, and a good baked/steamed potato already in the mix.
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