Happy Holiday's everyone and a merry New Year:

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"Sometimes, under that dark helmet, Darth Vader smiles."
"Sometimes, when yoda passes gas, Jar Jar get's a little more annoying."
"Every time Luke kisses his sister, Darth Vader dies a little inside."










-May the Schwartz be with you, and happy holidays-

Dark Helmet: Not so fast, Lone Starr!
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. (Thinks about what he has just said, then nods in approval.)
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. [1]
Lone Starr: ... What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die.

Merry Christmas!! !

(Why do you slap around your peers??? That doesn't seem very nice).

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, slaparound.

All I know is that evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

He only took enough money for lunch, gas and tolls.

Anyways, for Christmas...well it was an exclaimation on a really "S" year. Where I'm in a dicatorship country (China), , don't speak the language, my Insane step mom decided she's had enough of my company, and screeched that she wanted to kill me if I stayed during a temper tandrum, and My New Years, her feeble attempt at the airport to actually carry through, It's cute that she tries. I don't know all I saw was a crazy Chinese old woman flying at me across the security cue. Again I don't know what set her off, as far as I could tell I was lining up to do the radioactive wand over my nads routine. Then if I remember correctly her skinny fist bopping my cat nose..... I didn't even feel anything. If you're going to kill me at least do it right. It's insulting that you don't.