Float up to the water surface, take a deep breath, adjust the targeting scanner, check the local menu - empty, sink slowly back down - zzzzz...
Grin, how do you like my teeth?
Chris, 60, retired, ex-British Army, ex-working for others, ex-owning own businesses.
Now spend my time looking after 9 guinea pigs, gardening, writing, doing performance poetry and being an artist.
I have published two volumes of poetry with a third on the way and currently working on a book about crocodiles.
My girlfriend is Russian, Anna, and my other girlfriend is English, Fiona, and my wife died in January 2013 following a long illness.
Apart from Asperger's Syndrome, I wear a powerchair due to multiple arthritis and have severe memory problems due to Transient Ischaemic Attacks (mini-strokes), severe speech difficulties, I have reactive depression and severe anxiety.
I am forthright, fearless, over-confident, no commonsense, do not see the obvious and have as much tact as a flying brick.
I do not care about privacy because there is no such thing, on the internet, or, everyday life, after all every computer has an IP code and that is trackable - if you want privacy then sell your computer and go live on an island and only communicate verbally, at the bottom of a deep mineshaft with yourself.
The reality nowadays is that we live in a very public world and the only privacy that exists is what we keep in our minds.
Got a credit or debit card, bought something in a shop, walked down the street in Britain, you have been tracked; written an email then it has been read by countless computers and data storage units and security organizations.
As to Trolls and other amoebas - is that all you do with your meaningless lives?