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Hi new here .. thought that if there are any Aussies out there if they would like to form a 'Club' of course I won't be running it.... I'm hopin that "she'll be right" and we could just get together for a "couple o day" on the weekends, or even "pump the stezza" at night!

--Now you had to Grow up here to recognise any of that - and also recognise that I spell with an S not a Z . so I must be Fair Dinkum -Right?

(Enough pleasantries to the interantionals reading)

I have never met an autistic person, or Asperger's afflicted person, I wouldn't mind meeting one.... (yes you! - you alien cyborg),,If you feel the same ,then let's hold hands ... and find out what it is looking into a mirror in real life (or what it is when skippie da bush Aperroohs,, hopp along). -Y never know, our social traits may just have us meet again - in a year!

Note: I'm not looking for dates! ... just though that if any one from Ausrtralia would like to Post thier location/willingness to communicate/meet with other aspies .. just to see what we are like.

So many here I thought AS the National Aussie Pastime. They even speak like aspies. Even when they do say something, understanding what is a problem. Fair Dinkum has 28,642 meanings.

I'm an Aussie, a South Aussie to be exact!

Gday Mate ... get the billy boiling , and chuck us a shrimp on the barbie. ya old cobba!

Good old Aussie slang.

hey, I thought you blokes called them PRAWNS!
Merle

Let's fire up the barbie and have some snags!

Prawns! - nahhhhh , well ,when me and Wally .. wallies me mate . big bastard, not too bright though | hitt too many architraves walking through doors | ; yeah right, what was I on about - oh PRAWNS, yeah funny story about that, prawns is actually short for Prawnaetion ,, you see thier like crustaciaens ,, but these bugger crust's are a little Prawny if ya know what I mean.. the Asian down by Bruce's old fricken trailer , ya know the one that , yeah ya know, next tme he'll learn not to smoke when Steve-o decides it's a good idea to see if a bowser can be used as spray gun. Well the Asian, he's got prawns - in the rice! ,yeah, you'd think he'd wanna you knwo make some sales - nah ,he's got these tiny lttle f'ers he calls a prawn and like , sprinkles them into the rice.. I thik, next time I'l just tell Long Dong / LoONG DONG, yeah Long Dong - it's his naaaame! , that yeah, jsut give us the rice on the side, or actually, You still know Bazza - you wreckon the next time he goes to the coast he could get some real Prawns.


Prawns are Huge mate! .. we only reserve that for the real thing.


Nice to see some more Aussies - your welcome too speak like Hogan, Guido Hatzis, a Curry muhatmalab, a Leb, me Ahzin you pay now, or just plain old yourself (Sorry for being politacally incorrect.)

Crikey! I saw a croc in me backyard mates!

What was she doin there! - what dya leave the beeaybee out?! - you know better than to leave the baby, after that poor sodd with the dingo, and with what she all wnet through | .. geez Darl... alright alright, I'll get the baby a rocker, ya know ,one of those ones with the seat belts in 'em an all... ..... _ think I'll _ get_it _ in ___Purple, with the little green poker dots on it, woolies have them!.. | you do that love | I will possum, you wait. you'll see, we won't have to worry about that croc creeping up to get young Dallas here, he'll be strapped in won't he.. the croc can't get him out, what's he gonna do, getit's _ pourrhws in their _an undo the buhK-ouHLS! | don't know luv, but you'd wreckon you'd first teach Dallas some manners, he's pissin on the croc.

Shheeeze, all this time I thought it was the Dingos got the babys. Live and learn.

Howdy

Howdy Ya'owl!! --all are welcome to post --- but you have to try and participate (well not really - bt it can be fun us Aussies really have a liking to international traits - why not enlightne us about yours?)

I copied this off of ozjokes.com (their are adult jokes do kids turn away)

A motorist was driving quietly along the road when, suddenly, his eyes goggled as, believe it or not, he espied a three-legged chook running beside him. It suddenly made a right hand turn, heading up a side track towards a nearby farm house. Intrigued, the motorist decided to follow the chook. At the end of the track, he met a farmer leaning on a gate.

The motorist said, "You probably won’t believe this, but I reckon I saw a three-legged chook running this way."

The farmer was nonchalant in response. "Yep, we breed them here."

"But why?" asked the motorist.

"Well, you see, I like a leg, my wife likes a leg, and me son likes a leg."

"And what do they taste like?"

"Dunno", replied the farmer, "No one can catch the little bastards."

Hi!

Welcome to Wrongplanet!

I apologize for the late welcome. I had a very busy week last week.

I hope you enjoy posting here!

I forgive you...

How is the Capitol? -have ya visited down under yet? ,, if ya do ,, Be carefull of the natives - those crocs bite!

Thank you!