"This doesn't look anything like Beta Epsilon Six," he muttered to himself as he trotted across the website. "Where are the glowing planetary rings? Where are the three moons? Where are the teeming hordes of impressionable and technologically backwards locals who would have worshipped me as a God? This most definitely ISN'T Beta Epsilon Six. I know I should have turned 40 degrees up the galactic plane and gone 30 parsecs North ... or was that 30 parsecs South? Darn my aspie brain!" he said after hammering a fist against his helmet. " I simply have no sense of direction."
In real life I once left the United States by mistake and wound up in Mexico. I also once accidentally drove across the Lebanese border into Syria but to be fair, I was driving a white rental car that happened to be following a U.N. convoy of white cars and the border guards simply waved me across the border.
54 year young Aspie teacher here ... self diagnosed in 2014 with a confirmed diagnosis in 2015.
And I have long felt as though I was on the wrong planet.
It's a pity I don't really have Marvin's flying saucer or his disintegrator ray gun otherwise I'd be out and about flying into the deep black heading for parts unknown with my three cats.
(Sigh)
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