Hello!
I think that the idiots who wrote those definitions suffer from a serious disorder: Hitler's syndrome.
Symptoms of Hitler's syndrome include:
1. Sheer denial to admit to being a worthless idiot.
2. Being a worthless idiot.
3. Calling anyone who is not a worthless idiot, a "worthless idiot".
4. Feelings of superiority about being a boring, dull, "normal", uncreative, prejudice, ignorant, worthless idiot, simply because they are not critisized for being one.
5. Failing to realize that any attempts to critize them would be a failure because they got kicked out of school before they learned the meaning of "idiot".
6. Failing to realize that they are not being critized because no one wants to come within twenty miles of them for fear of breathing in a whiff of the idiot germ.
7. Failing to realize that all the praise they get is worthless as it comes from all their fellow worthless idiot friends.
8. Scoring 200+ on an I.Q test (Ignorance Quotient test).
DSM-IV diagnostic criteria:
- failure adequately to use eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body posture and gesture to regulate social interaction, preferring instead to threaten, bribe, and physically force others into interacting with them.
- rarely seeking and using other people for comfort and affection at times of stress or distress and/or offering comfort and affection to others when they are showing distress or unhappiness, preferring instead to use other people as punching bags.
- Exceptional success at developing peer relationships, due to the depressingly high prevalence of other worthless idiots to be friends with.
-lack of shared enjoyment in terms of vicarious pleasure in other peoples' happiness, instead becoming extremely envious and spontaneously insulting and hurting others.
-lack of socio-emotional reciprocity, such as taking pleasure in other people's misfortunes.
-encompassing preoccupation with stereotyped and restricted patterns of interest, such as themselves, Hitler, or George Bush.
-stereotyped and repetitive motor mannerisms, such as punching, kicking, or pushing.
If you fear your child may suffer from Hitler's syndrome, here are some warning signs to look out for:
-shows early signs of stupidity.
-abnormal speech development, such as echolalia of curse words and/or palilalia of verbal insults directed at others.
-diagnosis of mental retardation.
-dreams of attaining a place in the government.
-admiration of certain individuals, such as Suddam Hussein and/or Osama bin Laden.
-applies for a seat in government.
-obtains a seat in government.
-has the surname of Bush.
Last edited by ChrissandraChrissamba on 10 May 2007, 3:28 pm, edited 4 times in total.
10 May 2007, 2:11 pm
