EgaoNoGenki wrote:
You've gotta be kidding me. At least I really hope you are.
It's in the Terms of Service, if you ever bothered to read them. That doesn't stop people from asking to do so every month or two, though. Anyways, most places on the Internet do not permit you to change your name after you've registered. There are legitimate reasons for not permitting this, and an exception will not be made simply because you do not like your name. I registered here when I was in a cynical mood, hence my name. There have been times when I would not have minded a new username, and there've been times when I regretted my choice of name, but such is life. The closest you could come would be to create a new troll account with your desired new name, but a number of members have attempted this already and it is against the rules here. And your posts are distinctive enough that I would be willing to bet you would be unable to establish a new identity without people realizing who you are.
And I await another page or two of whining about not being able to change usernames before one of our fine mods comes and confirms that it is impossible to do so.
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