ahayes wrote:
Every time I see this
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God kills a thousand puppies. Do you like it when puppies die?
Family Guy can explain why the site displays that image.
"Because you touch yourself at night."
As far as I know, that's a blanket reason for anything "bad" happening. While I was doing work on a program (computer) in a research lab, any time it didn't behave as expected, the post-doc I was working under offered that as an explanation. It was also apparently the cause of computer failures, server glitches, and many other things, even as minor to the vending machine not relinquishing possession of that damn package of pop-tarts on occasion.