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i'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

in other news, i'm going to abscond with the new AED unit and hook it up to my office door lever.

"SHOCK ADVISED."

that'll fix their red wagons.

back to you in the studio, bob.

Does anyone have any change? Quarters?

Anyone?

and to think I used to like you...

*pulls empty pockets out*

all of my spare change has gone in the swear jar

Well, dammit.

Oh, s&4%#!

I've got no quarter!

everything, it seemed, was all right.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I know. Yes. Yes. I know. I know. Yes. I know. Yes. Yes. I know. I know. Yes. I know. Yes. I know. Yes. Yes. I know. I know. Yes. Yes. I know. I know. Yes. I know.

And then, without any warning, a calm settled over the scene. The curtains stilled, the cat froze, staring out at the darkness, silence filling the space and holding everything in place: a sudden still life of early evening.

Then the cat went back to licking her paw, eyes closed in focused contentment.

I'm not arguing that with you!

I think we should have three.

Yes. Three is a good number.

It's bigger than two.

It's not as annoying as four.

Three.


All in agreement?

That's a question. It smells of being a question. I fear it.

I don't really like three... bad things come in threes

All right so now that we've cleared *that* up, I would like to approach the bench.

Hm. Three. No, it's not four. Four. I don't like two. It's too...abrupt.

Three--it's soft, but kind of sneaky. Wet. Four. Foooouuuuurrrrr. Kind of furry. Clean. Three tastes a little like ammonia--like rotten chicken, and lemon.

Five. Hm. Fiiiivvve. Takes a little work. But a sense of accomplishment.

Five is it, then.

7.

I have no idea what we are discussing, but anyway...
7.

The Beast and His Armies shall Rise from the Pit....