Regression over self-harm any day. - Forging Birth certifica

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When so much stress and seething consumes me, my thoughts turn toward going back to high school.

Say I somehow get the money I need to get a lot of anti-aging treatments. (Supplements, etc. would be cheaper and probably do better, especially without the side-aftereffects of cosmetic surgery.)

Next, after looking convincingly like a high-schooler and remembering to shave every day, I'd have to get somebody or some service to make me some new birth certificates and other authentic-looking fake documents. Then I'll have to recruit some "parents" (or "adoptive parents") to enroll me in.

How is this done? Where do I find the resources to get the documents and the "parents" I need?

I know this is an unorthodox post but the hurtful thoughts and desperation is what it takes to motivate me to post this in the first place. I KNOW getting older will only get worse, so anything it takes to go back. Well, Almost anything.

It sounds to me that it's not so much that you really loved high school..... more that you want to give up all responsibility and be taken care of again.

Even if you can pull this off, I doubt you would really feel like you fit at all. You'll still be (however old you are), no matter what you look like.

Perhaps you could look into a home or assisted living situation? Maybe that would be good enough.

Or is it simply a fear of aging?

I've lived in my own apartment for three years and don't mind it. I would only have to use those "parents" once, just to enroll me there.

I may feel out of place at first, but get used to it eventually, just so long as the image in the mirror looks like that of a high-schooler.

I don't think I should be taken care of again; that's asking too much. All I want is to learn the social skills I missed the first time.

It's also a fear of aging because people expect even more social abilities from me as I grow. Also it's the fact that life pretty much only goes downhill.

Okay, I was a bit off.
Well here's the problem I see with your plan: Say you get good at the whole social thing... how do you explain to your new friends that you live alone? Since you would be presenting yourself (even legally, if you get fake documents) as someone who can't legally live on your own....?

Maybe you could just work with kids, in a Big Brother program or something?

I just don't know.....

I can pretty much guarantee it would not be anywhere near as good as it was the first time to be in high school.

Part of the great part of high school is the lack of experience you have with the real world. You're fearless and stress free. Now that you've been an adult, you wouldn't just magically get rid of those experiences and stresses if you could suddenly look like a teenager. When I was 16 and I wanted a CD I begged my dad for money. Even if magically I were to look 16 again, I would never beg my dad for money for a CD again because now that I'm an adult I have learned the hard work that goes into money and can't stand begging others for it.

I would have to make an excuse for friends not to come over to my place, something like


Then let's assume some very amicable friends offer to help me clean it up. They show up at my doorstep and ask,


Then I'd tell them,


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