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08 Aug 2007, 10:28 am

- Yo mamma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her head, because she had to make up her mind.

AmyRose
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16 Sep 2007, 8:10 pm

Yo mama's so fat that when they showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them!

elvenmage
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16 Sep 2007, 8:33 pm

Shadow's Third Law: The intelligence of a given group of people can be measured by the time required for a debate to degrade into a series of "your momma" jokes.

BigTimeSynesthete
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16 Oct 2007, 8:24 pm

yo mamma is so vile and evil, even Adolf Hitler is an angel compared to her.

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JimmyNeurtonRules
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20 Oct 2007, 10:24 am

Yo mamma's so fat that Jabba the Hut said DAAAAAAMN!

StormClover
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25 Oct 2007, 3:05 pm

Ur momma's so fat, that when she wore a white T-shirt people thought she was a giant marshmallow! :twisted: :lol: Ur mamma so bald headed you can see her thoughts!! :jester: :star:

StormClover
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25 Oct 2007, 3:09 pm

Ur momma's house has so many cockroaches, they all started singing, "WE ARE FAMILY!!"

StormClover
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29 Oct 2007, 4:15 pm

YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT ON HALLOWEEN PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS A WITCH!! !! !! :lol: :twisted:

hotdog285
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