wsmac
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14 Sep 2007, 11:45 am
LadyMacbeth wrote:
I pretend to be happy to ppl whilst plying them with ethanol-based beverages. Sometimes they try to talk to me. I don't get paid enough.
Hmmm, you're a Pscychoethanologist?
Either that or you work in a Bar
I tried that before. Too hard for me, and from your last sentence it seems like you're not too happy about it.
Other than having been through years of university and getting a piece of paper at the end, you're not too far from being a psychotherapist, you know
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14 Sep 2007, 12:26 pm
wsmac wrote:
LadyMacbeth wrote:
I pretend to be happy to ppl whilst plying them with ethanol-based beverages. Sometimes they try to talk to me. I don't get paid enough.
Hmmm, you're a Pscychoethanologist?
Either that or you work in a Bar
I tried that before. Too hard for me, and from your last sentence it seems like you're not too happy about it.
Other than having been through years of university and getting a piece of paper at the end, you're not too far from being a psychotherapist, you know
Yeah, I work in a bar. It's not so bad I suppose. Better than no money and being bored all day/night every day/night. And yeah, I've been told that I'd be a good counsellor, as I listen intently to ppl.
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wsmac
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17 Sep 2007, 2:01 am
Quatermass wrote:
alexbeetle wrote:
you must be a PhD student then...
Masters student.
Hey, what's a few years and a paper? I was sorta close.
I just wish I could make it through four years of university with the proper amount/type of credits to form a usable degree!
lephermessiah wrote:
My guess is your the primary lyricist for an underground death metal band? =P
You're just trying to make me feel better about my job...aren't you?
LadyMacbeth wrote:
Yeah, I work in a bar. It's not so bad I suppose. Better than no money and being bored all day/night every day/night. And yeah, I've been told that I'd be a good counsellor, as I listen intently to ppl.
Once in my life, I worked for a guy who owned several 'clubs' around Texas and New Mexico. The one I started at was called, "Cowboys", located in San Angelo, Texas, right across from the university.
This was back when the idea of 'responsible drinking' was to make sure you had enough booze to get everyone drunk 5 times over.
The students would pull into our parking lot, drop their tailgates (this was Texas, so everyone had a pickup) and sit outside the club to get drunk before coming in and getting... well... more drunk? I just know they spent more money that way and I got to break up more fights.
I eventually transferred to a club, owned by the same guy, in Abilene, Texas. This was the biggest bar I have ever seen (never been to Gilley's)!
We had 5 bars inside... seriously! I managed one of the bars for a while before quitting and moving on to jobs where I didn't have to deal with so many drunks
17 Sep 2007, 2:27 am
wsmac wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
I also play with peepee and poopoo, and all the rest of the icky stuff that comes out of your bodies!
AND I GET PAID FOR IT!
Can it get any better than this?!
Can you guess where I work?
I also play with peepee and poopoo, and all the rest of the icky stuff that comes out of your bodies!
AND I GET PAID FOR IT!
Can it get any better than this?!
Can you guess where I work?
I'm guessing (actually, more like hoping) you're a surgeon, specializing in the digestive system.
wsmac
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17 Sep 2007, 2:36 am
Aspie1 wrote:
wsmac wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I also play with peepee and poopoo, and all the rest of the icky stuff that comes out of your bodies!
AND I GET PAID FOR IT!
Can it get any better than this?!
Can you guess where I work?
I also play with peepee and poopoo, and all the rest of the icky stuff that comes out of your bodies!
AND I GET PAID FOR IT!
Can it get any better than this?!
Can you guess where I work?
I'm guessing (actually, more like hoping) you're a surgeon, specializing in the digestive system.
Nah, I don't have the temper of a surgeon... well... actually I do, but I don't see myself as a prima donna!
Okay, for those who are still guessing and haven't read the earlier posts that identify what I do for a living...
I
am
a
LAB RAT!
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