MizLiz wrote:
When I got there, they'd already filled it.

They filled it a long time ago but the ad was still in the paper TONIGHT for f**k's sakes.
But yeah, I did make up a lot of stuff.
Good! you gained job seeking experience. Now, go into stores, ask for the manager, hand your resume to the manager and say you would like to work there. Yes, it is embarassing, humiliating, and rejection hurts. BUT you've gotta apply to jobs which are NOT even advertised in the paper.