Kids say the darndest things

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When my husband took the then three year old to the home improvement store, they were walking through the plumbing section, and the little one said, "What the heck is this, the TOILET store?" at very high volume.

I know I am 19 now, but I do remember when I was about 4 or 5, my parents say I used to call hamburgers hang-da-bergs.

I love these quotes. Thank you so much parents for loving your kids and taking care of them.

Watching Wizard of Oz with DS5 and younger brother last night. Glenda the Good Witch makes her appearance in her big, sparkly dress. DS5 gasps, "She's... GORGEOUS!! !"

On the way home from preschool DS4 and I were talking about God. I was explaining that God is everywhere. He said, "God is in my nose with my boogers?"

Tonight my DS4 (soon to be DS5 in two weeks!) was watching Ice Age movie with me, the babysitter who was helping, and his little brother. DS4 was goofing off, jumping around, not paying attention to the movie. Babysitter tried to redirect DS4 by saying, "DS4, look at what's going on in the movie!" to which he replied, "No thank you, but very nice of you for offering!"

DS 7 made an interesting observation the other day. My husband always drives whenever all four of us go anywhere in the car. Well I was getting ready to take the boys to the park and I hadn't been clear with DS 7 whether all of us were going or if it was just me, him and his brother. He asked DH if he was driving and when hubby answered no, DS says "Whenever Mommy drives Daddy doesn't come". I just thought it was funny the way he made that connection, not when Daddy comes he always drives but if Mommy drives then Daddy doesn't come.

The Sprout has been going through a scared of the dark phase lately. Tonight at bedtime the light was on the hallway, and he was trying to avoid going to sleep. His brother was in the room with him and told him, "Go to sleep. It's only a little dark." The Sprout answered back, "When it's a little dark you have little nightmares."

As we know, our spectrum kids can be charmingly uninhibited in comparison to the average kid their age...Scene-pulling into a fast food parking lot with Mom, grown son and Dad...my daughter after chattering the whole trip trills "How will I know when I get my period?"...her Dad smiled in spite of himself but her brother was totally aghast...EMMY!! !! #%$&&^% ASK MOM LATER!! !! GAHHHHH!! !!

My Mom would have had a stroke, fortunate I'm so laid back...

DS4 really took his preschool unit on opposites to heart. I was telling him about bacteria and why we need to wash our hands. He said, "But it's okay to have front-teria?"

I guess front-teria would be the opposite of back-teria.

My daughter age 9 asked if Labor day was when all the ladies have their babies!! !! !

My youngest who is 5yrs old (NT) and very affectionate was cuddling up to me on the sofa and said "I love you mummy", 9yr old daughter (?? AS) said in a very serious voice and a disgusted look, "well, that was a waste of breath"…...

Today on the subway my DS5 was looking at another passenger. He said, "Mommy, that man looks funny." I asked him, "Honey, why would you say that?" He said, "It looks like he has a yellow banana in his pants!"

Yesterday at the annual well visit, the doctor wanted to check his cognitive reasoning abilities and asked him, "What do you do when you're cold?" DS5, thinking he was asked what he does when he has a cold, responded, "I take Pedialyte because I don't want to get throw-ups!"