A funny story

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Joined: 22 Dec 2009
Age: 47
Gender: Female
Posts: 276
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

25 Jan 2010, 10:06 pm

Okay my mother called me tonight to tell me a story that happened when she was looking after my son on the weekend.

Here goes;

They're laying on the couch together watching a movie, when my son Evan (7 yrs) says;
"I want to listen to your tummy and see if it's saying it's hungry"
so he lays his head on Gramma's tummy.

Gramma: "is it saying I"m hungry?"

Evan: "no... it's saying, 'I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat".

Gramma - aghast - "oh Evan, that hurts my feelings real bad when you say my tummy is fat. That makes me feel like crying. I don't want you to tell me my tummy is fat."

Evan - considering this unforeseen turn of events - says;
"let me listen again Gramma."

Gramma: "okay.... what's it saying?"

Evan: "it's not saying that anymore Gramma. Now it's saying... "I'm perfect, I'm perfect, I'm perfect."

LOL

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