DeepHour wrote:
Rubbish story/plot. Far too complicated and downright silly. The point of no return is when one encounters a goofy, Roswell-type alien called 'Elvis' (yep). This idiot is supposed to help you in your fight against the Skedar aliens, but all he's any good at is getting killed, which means instant mission failure. At one point the US President shows up and I still haven't worked out why. He looks strangely like Obama, though the game was released eight years before he was elected.
Perfectly straightforward: The pimp* that's the head of the NSA in the future is conspiring with klingon dinosaurs, one of which is hiding behind a hologram of a huge blond scandinavian man in a white trenchcoat (very inconspicious), to kidnap and replace the president of the USA with a clone who will act as their puppet. Your boss, the head of an intelligence agency, knows this because a flying laptop told him all about it, and he thought it was serious enough to warrant calling in his buddies, who also happen to be aliens. The klingon dinosaurs are doing this because the USA has knowledge of a crashed spaceship carrying ancient weapons of mass destruction belonging to a third alien race. the Klingon dinosaurs special-ordered the flying laptop so they could hack the alien nukes and use them to defeat the buddies of your boss, who also happen to be their ancient enemies or something.
*dude wears a red suit and carries a gold-plated revolver with tiger skin for the grip...
I especially like how, when you tell the president about the conspiracy and he asks you for evidence, he's apparently satisfied when you show him a disk and say that it's evidence...
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I'm bored out of my skull, let's play a different game. Let's pay a visit down below and cast the world in flame.