Best quotes from video games.

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The most annoying quote from the most horrible Megaman X game ever.
Nooo! It is not Zero's famous quote from X4 (What Am I Fighting FOOOOOOOOOOR!?!?).

It goes like this...

"BURN!! ! BURN!! ! BURN TO THE GROUND!! ! BURN!! ! BURN!! ! BURN TO THE GROUND!! !"
-- Flame Hyenard (Megaman X7)

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! !
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s[/youtube]

Complete with gameplay sfx

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXZAOtSSRLE[/youtube]

Improved version:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gcKMdD2uoE[/youtube]

"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets!" -Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

"Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just f****n' watched. ...Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. *cocks revolver* I know you understand." -General Shepherd, Modern Warfare 2

"All warfare is based on deception. For years, the West's hypocrisy has made the world the battlefield. The corrupt talk... while our brothers and sons spill their own blood. Deceit cuts both ways. The bigger the lie, the more likely people are willing to believe it. And when the nation cries for vengeance, the lies spread like a wildfire. The fire builds, devouring everything in its path. Our enemies believe that they alone dictate the course of history. And all it takes is the will of a single man." -Vladimir Makarov, Modern Warfare 3

'Hey! Check Me Out! I'm the Ghost of Christmas KICK YOUR ASS!! !' -Deadpool (MvC3)

'Hey! Your head's on fire!' -Felicia (against Dormammu in MvC3)

'Hell hath no fury like a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle' -Ghost Rider (U-MvC3)

I played a lot of Marvel Vs. CAPCOM 3... XD

"Never give up. Trust your instincts." Peppy Hare

"......................" -- Gordon Freeman (Half Life series)

Anything Reaver says in Fable 2 or 3:

"Do you think my buttocks look anything like that?" *Shoots Painter*

"Do you really think my cheek bones are anywhere near that low?" *Shoots Sculptor*

Finally, the best speech in Fable 3:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcQgK32gAgk[/youtube]

"A man chooses... a slave obeys." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

"Would you kindly X" Atlas/Frank Fontaine, Bioshock

"Tonight your ass will be visited be three ghosts. My foot, my other foot and a ghost!" Soldier/Jane Doe, Team Fortress 2

And lest we forget:
"Hudda huddah huh!" Pyro, Team Fortress 2

Some from Saints Row the Third:

Kinzie: "You don't like me very much."
Shaundi: "That's not true."
Kinzie: "I tapped your phone - I know what you said about me to Pierce."
Shaundi: "And this is why I don't like you."

Kinzie: "KGB, right?"
Oleg: "Is it that obvious?"
Kinzie: "You're a giant Russian Superman. You don't have a whole lot of options, unless you're really Rasputin."
Oleg: "I think I like you, mousey-one."

Pierce: "Seriously man, if you want, I could find you like, a curtain or something..."
Oleg: "The human body is nothing to be ashamed of. Unless, that is, you have...insecurities?"
Pierce: "I'm good."

(Note to self, get more Kinzie quotes, they're gold)

And some from Fallout 3:

Jericho:
"Smokes is gettin' harder to find around here." (While smoking)
"I didn't sign on with you so you can be playin' Santa Claus out here"
"Thank Christ. I thought I was gonna grow a third arm sitting next to all this f*****g radiation."

Fawkes:
"Wake up! TIME DO DIE!"
"If you insist but do be careful. I can hardly repay your kindness by waiting back here."


Fallout New Vegas:

Veronica:
"You're making me carry all the heavy stuff, aren't you?"
"Ooh! Got something good for me? *gasp* Is it a dress?!"
"Great! Thanks. Thank you. I will encourage people to name their non-ugly children after you. Seriously."
"Thanks for taking a chance on a naive young girl from California with stars in her eyes and a pneumatic gauntlet on her hand."
"A power fist? Yes! Everything's coming up Veronica!"

Lily:
"Grandma's got a present for you!"
"Don't worry dear, your Grandma knows how to keep quiet!" (SAID VERY LOUDLY)
"Didn't your mother ever taught you that it is polite for an old lady carry her bags?"

Raoul:
"Don't worry, Boss, the decrepit old man can carry all your stuff for you. Really."
"This is it boss. If I don't make it, then I want a full mariachi band at my funeral."
"Let's hope the creaking of my knees won't give us away, boss."
"Boss! Is my jaw still attached? Good, can I get some help to keep it that way?"
"Hey I'm one of you!! ! Don't eat me, eat the smooth-skin! Oh, uh, sorry boss." (WHEN ATTACKED BY GHOULS)
"If these super mutants take us hostage and make us fix toasters for them, it's on you."
"I'm an open book, boss. Granted, the book's in Spanish and some of the pages have fallen out, but I'm an open book."
"Sure, boss. I'd be happy to prolong my captivity and psychological abuse to tighten some lug nuts for you."

Speaking of Fallout, there's this:
"It's like... Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass back together? Even if the pieces fit, you can't make it whole again the way it was. But if you're clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Maybe even something wonderful, like a mosaic." - Moira Brown, Fallout 3.

Other Moira gems:

"Oh, you're a peach! Or at least, some sort of hardy fruit that grows in the savagely irradiated mockery of agriculture that we have nowadays."

"Here, take a few radiation Chems, as my little way of saying 'I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten with a ball of yarn.'"

"Huh, did you know the human body can survive without the stomach or spleen? Oh, what's up?"

We need some more Final Fantasy in here!

"Well, if you're offering your lifes, I will have to take them"
"Your hope ends here, and your meaningless existence with it!"

Seymour - FFX

Seymour may not have been the best villain, but boy does he have some awesome quotes

"NOW! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"
"The red carpet has teeth"
"Legendary guardian? I was just a boy. A boy about your age, actually. I wanted to change the world, too. But I changed nothing. That is my story."
"This is it. This is your story. It all begins here."
"Summoners challenge the bringer of death, Sin, and die doing so. Guardians give their lives to protect their summoner. The fayth are the souls of the dead. Even the maesters of Yevon are unsent. Spira is full of death... only Sin is reborn, and then only to bring more death. It is a cycle of death, spiraling endlessly."

Auron - FFX

Auron should've been the main character of FFX, he's one of my favourite characters ever because he's such a badass!

"Son of a submariner!"
"Run run or you'll be well done!"
"I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!"
"Life...Dreams...Hope...Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things...I'm going to destroy!!"
"Wait? Do I look like a waiter?"
"Now, for my next trick, I will make you all...disappear!"
"Hee, hee, hee ! ! But what fun is destruction if no 'precious' lives are lost!"
"I'm afraid the mouse is SMACK! ...dabinthemiddleofenemyterritory"

Kefka - FFVI (Last one's from Dissidia)

I could fill this whole post with Kefka quotes, I really could, a top notch villain

And now for some odds and bobs

Quistis Trepe: They told me that I failed as an instructor. Basically, that I lacked leadership qualities. I was a SeeD by the age of 15, got my instructor licence at 17... It's only been a year since I got it... I wonder where I went wrong... I did my best... Are you listening?
Squall: Are you done yet...? I don't want to talk about it. What am I supposed to say about other people's problems?
Quistis Trepe: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen.
Squall: Then go talk to a wall.

Ultimecia: I am Ultimecia... Time shall compress... all existence denied..

Zell: [after the Ragnarok starts to fly] I can imagine Selphie now saying, "Woohoo, we're Flying!" with Irving sitting right next to her.
Selphie Tilmitt: [they go to the bridge, Irvine is sat next to Selphie] Woohoo, we're flying!

Reno: Hey partner (looks over at Rude) This thing uh.. it got any bite to it? (talking about the bomb)
Rude: ShinRa technology at its finest.
Reno: Oh! So you made this.
Rude: If nothing else it's... flashy
Reno: Ohh, good.
Rude: You love it. I know.
Reno: Looks like today we're clocking out early.

Cloud: Anyone may claim that he will act in the direst times, yet only a brave man acts in times great and small.


I think that'll do for now, gone a little overboard XD

My favorite Kefka quotes were:

"Edgar you pinhead why do you have to live in a castle in the middle of nowhere!"

and

"This is sickening! You people sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"

My favorite quote from a video game is what Fox says in Starfox: Assault right before he lands the final blow on the Aparoid Queen.

"Here I come you evil space hag!"

I have yet to actually play this game, but...

Farcry 3:

"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? Insanity is...insanity is...doing the exact same f*****g thing, over and over again, expecting s**t to change. That. Is. Crazy."-Vaas