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Daryl_Blonder
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24 Jul 2011, 12:22 am

Paladin's Quest or Young Merlin for the SNES. YouTube either one of them for a laugh.

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25 Jul 2011, 11:34 am

Jurassic Park Trespasser, although its not "so bad it's good", it's so bad, it is terrible. When my brother bought it he bought it for the full retail price of $50. First we were amazed at the graphics, then we were amazed at how bad the game was. I guarantee you there is no 3d game that is as bad or as frustrating as Jurassic Park Trespasser. It may well be the worst game of all time.

Under favorite characters thread I wanted to make the lady's arm my favorite character (or least favorite) because its clear from the game that her arm has a life of its own. It's so bad it's hilarious, I remember laughing at the game with my brother trying to pick up stuff with a demonic arm that pushed away whatever thing you tried to pick up. The graphics and physics engine might have been revolutionary at the time - and the assistance provided by Steven Spielberg certainly helped, but in the end the game was UNPLAYABLE!
Dinosaurs would run into each other and die, if you pointed a gun at a velociraptor and it was too close your gun your flimy noodle wrists would make it impossible to aim.

I will never forget this game and how truly terrible it was.

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Finally I found a good review of this game
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys9zvmNUBr8[/youtube]



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26 Jul 2011, 5:24 pm

Why do I hear nothing of Earth Defense Force?



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27 Jul 2011, 9:00 am

wcoltd wrote:
Jurassic Park Trespasser, although its not "so bad it's good", it's so bad, it is terrible.


I love that game so much, it breaks my heart to play it knowing what it should have been, had they been given enough time to complete it :cry:

There's a beta floating around that's slightly more finished (in certain areas) and has more of the survival instinct the game was meant to have (it was obvious that they just threw a bunch of weapons around for no reason and tossed in a few extra dinos here and there and said "Okay, I guess you can release it now.")


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27 Jul 2011, 5:29 pm

K3inMitl3id wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QlohABeVh0[/youtube]


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Wow. Just,

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Wow.

What a terrible and unbalanced game.



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28 Jul 2011, 12:58 pm

Subotai wrote:
What a terrible and unbalanced game.


I haven't played it or even heard of it until now, but I'm assuming if he'd actually fight things instead of running away all the time, he'd level up and become more powerful...


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