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Ladywoofwoof
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02 Dec 2013, 11:08 pm

Come to Mammago Garage !
Where ya mamma go you go
When ya mamma don't go
You go to Mammago



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02 Dec 2013, 11:59 pm

Just once, I'd like to wake up in the morning and NOT have to fight off an alien invasion.


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03 Dec 2013, 1:39 am

JAINA! versus THRALL!



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03 Dec 2013, 1:45 am

TheBraveSirRobin wrote:
JAINA! versus THRALL!


HOAR! versus HOAR!


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03 Dec 2013, 10:17 pm

Can there possibly be anybody who didn't want to slap those beggars from Assassin's Creed, who keep hollering at you with annoying english accents ?

Astonishingly annoying beggars wrote:
PLEASE SIR, I’M COLD AND POOR AND HUNGRY !
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND !
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
PLEASE SIR. PLEASE !
MY FAMILY IS SICK AND DYING !
PLEASE SIR, SPARE A FEW COINS—JUST A FEW COINS !



I'd be like,
"Get the f*ck out of my way. Can't you see me pickpocketing folk to get money... ? You don't see me carrying on like that. Go and pickppocket people if you're so incredibly poor, instead of trying to sponge the money which I got from pickpocketing ! At least get your dumb ass out of the way while I am trying to pickpocket, because OMG you are not helping."

And then they would run after you... ruining various quests and making you start again.
I would be like seriously, just go away !

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And if you get so maddened by their heckling nags that you climb up a building to run away, they throw rocks at you as you climb, trying to knock you down again .... I mean seriously guys, just f*ck off and leave me alone ! !!



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04 Dec 2013, 5:05 am

You need more Water, Nutrients and Starch.


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04 Dec 2013, 5:38 am

Yes, my lord.

Da-doo.


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04 Dec 2013, 6:49 am

Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying.
I once knew this guy named Dilby. He threw rocks at me too.
Are you gonna throw rocks at me ?
What about now ?
What about now ?
What about now ?
What about now ?



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04 Dec 2013, 8:12 am

FINISH HIM! :twisted:



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04 Dec 2013, 8:37 am

Seeing you in action is a joke...



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04 Dec 2013, 9:29 am

You're so ADORABLE.
(That's a huge insult where I come from)



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05 Dec 2013, 9:04 am

The "Violence Fight" was the game to struggle for "#1 Quarreler" with fighters who were gathered from all parts of the USA, speaking boastingly of their strength.



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07 Dec 2013, 4:05 am

And it was so close too!

Uniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite Sword!

Riding a velociraptor to the simulation's exit. *Raptor proceeds to start singing Walk The Dinosaur*


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07 Dec 2013, 6:07 am

Hello, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite website on the internet.



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07 Dec 2013, 7:02 am

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07 Dec 2013, 3:03 pm

- Scotland Yard here! State your emergency!
- Is your refrigerator running?
- So you're the b*st*rd who shut off our electricity!


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