Funny things you'd say @ VGs

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Yeah, we've all said some funny stuff at video games from time to time. Share them here.
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The original golf game for the NES is my faves. Every time it went out of bounds, or looked like it did and it said so, I'd yell "OB! WHAT DO YOU MEAN OB?!"

"Stop sh*tting your pants!!" XD

Mindless bad language mostly.

Thanks game, for killing me!

"I hate you so very, very much."

POOPLESTICKS!! !! !! !!

When I was a kid: "What?? But I landed on it!!"

Now: *inaudible grumbles*

You ever hear George Carlin's routine of the words you can't say on TV? It's fairly similar to that.

Generally what ever swearword pops into my head at that moment and then I laugh. I enjoy being killed in games. It reminds me that I am not as good as I think I amm

The cheats are on! You have no choice but to let me win now!

"I wish I had saved the game before doing that..."

"I'm telling you to have a child with peasant_3 you idiot, I need more carpenters to build the temple!"

"Why I have to change my leather armor to a coat of plates? first one is cooler."

"Oh, long animation scene, skipping, another animation scene, skip that!, oooh boring conversation, blah blah blah blah, skipping skipping and skip... ew, where am I? what has happened? why the best friend of my character is attacking me??"

"Oh, that setting is awesome, screencapture that!"

"Mmm, I won't buy the guide of this game, I won't need it"

Maybe not what you'd call strange, but as I'm nearing the end of a long and/or difficult boss fight(usually the final boss), I yell the Japanese word for "die", which is "shine"(pronounced she-nay). I find myself using the term more frequently when I'm playing a Japanese game.

Every time I got close to winning, and I lost on mah last life, I'd say "Mother-----er!" That is all.

I see what you did there game.