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Kiprobalhato
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14 Apr 2016, 1:47 am

*after being promoted by the player to use a power saw on his skeletal love interest*

"I think I'd try couples counseling first"


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14 Apr 2016, 3:37 am

"You're Winner!"


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14 Apr 2016, 4:22 am

MMM, tasty.

Man, I'm full.

Eat staples, electro-breath.

Suck swivel, scumbag.


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14 Apr 2016, 7:21 am

So long as you continue to be so predictable, O Queen, I need not face you at all. You are your own worst enemy.


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15 Apr 2016, 1:14 am

That's a fender bender!


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15 Apr 2016, 4:26 am

Every war has its traitors.


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16 Apr 2016, 2:47 am

U're the best!!


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16 Apr 2016, 3:58 am

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


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17 Apr 2016, 2:03 am

All better.

Don't go jumping off of any more cliffs.


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17 Apr 2016, 3:39 am

Quote:
“No problem. We can lure them onto land.”
“How?”
“Have you never been fishing before? With bait of course.”


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17 Apr 2016, 4:36 am

Mordin Solus: "Thresher maw getting closer!"

Urdnot Wrex: "Tell me something I don't know!"

Mordin Solus: "Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!"


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18 Apr 2016, 1:44 am

we're twins! how can you be older!?


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18 Apr 2016, 4:54 am

I believe the Zaeed human is a Prothean in disguise. I like that one. He and I have discussed conquering the galaxy after the Reapers are gone. Though I do not understand why he is always 'd***ing' his god.


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19 Apr 2016, 12:34 am

You're right hand comes off?


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19 Apr 2016, 12:37 am

"Picture this: You, 3 crates of of chinese grenades, and a meeting with a certain enemy faction. I've got a photo. Friend."



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19 Apr 2016, 4:31 am

Self-destruct sequence activated.


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