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ArrantPariah
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21 Oct 2013, 8:49 pm

And, he lives in Siberia

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J98adI7b6E8[/youtube]


As far as religions go, this one actually seems fairly decent. Certainly beats the pants off the Baptists.



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22 Oct 2013, 4:55 am

Hey I will follow him and live in fear of his vengeful yet loving father. I will use his teachings as my only moral and ethical compass and I will dedicate my life to enforcing His teachings on others. Why? Simple, if I am wrong in doubting him I will live in hell for all eternity.

Oh my, so many messiahs to follow and only one lifetime to get it right.

Bloody heck that was shown on SBS Dateline without any critique 8O 8O


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22 Oct 2013, 6:35 am

Thats not Jesus, his hair is the wrong colour, and he hasnt got a two edged sword coming out of his mouth either.



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22 Oct 2013, 6:44 am

Oh, so this guy must be Jesus, then.

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22 Oct 2013, 7:26 am

ArrantPariah wrote:
Oh, so this guy must be Jesus, then.

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No, his hairs the wrong colour as well, and his eyes arn't like flames of fire.



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22 Oct 2013, 7:55 am

Maybe this one?

[img][800:664]http://icdn1.digitaltrends.com/image/sony-alpha-nex-f3-sample-sword-swallower-indoor.jpg[/img]



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22 Oct 2013, 10:56 am

^^That Jesus looks cool!


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22 Oct 2013, 11:05 am

Shall we worship her, then?



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22 Oct 2013, 11:29 am

Jesus is also an excellent bowler.

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22 Oct 2013, 11:39 am

ArrantPariah wrote:
Shall we worship her, then?

Why not.
Because first God created man,than she had a better idea. :lol:


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22 Oct 2013, 11:51 am

The third Temple of Solomon has to be built first. Funny that they don't know the details of what they claim.



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22 Oct 2013, 11:59 pm

GGPViper wrote:
Jesus is also an excellent bowler.

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"You don't f**k with the Jesus!"


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23 Oct 2013, 12:10 am

I like the Celtic styling on his cloak arm holes.

Did he assend in the clouds, with a shout and a trump?



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24 Oct 2013, 8:07 pm

Religious people are crazy.



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24 Oct 2013, 8:38 pm

Cash__ wrote:
Religious people are crazy.


As a religious person myself, I actually agree with you. :lol:


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24 Oct 2013, 9:40 pm

It would be ironic if Jesus came back as a woman!


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