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19 Mar 2023, 6:27 pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-wish ... e-election
Nation Wishes There Were Some Way They Could Have Known About The Hunter Biden Laptop Story Before The Election
U.S. - The New York Times has confirmed the authenticity of Hunter Biden's laptop story, leaving many Americans wishing there was some way they could have known about this before the 2020 election.
"If only there was some kind of system in America designed to expose crimes and corruption and put it on, like, a TV or something," said Bob Billybale, local American. "Then we could make informed decisions about who we vote for. Someone should invent something like that."
In confirming the authenticity of the laptop, the New York Times confirmed Hunter Biden's engagement in underage sex trafficking, abuse, felony drug use, corrupt multi-million dollar deals with foreign governments to enrich himself and his Dad Joe Biden, money laundering for the President, and really bad teeth. Yikes!
"Wow, this Biden guy seems like bad news," said Billybale. "I probably shouldn't have voted for him like the people on the TV told me to. Are we sure those people on the TV know what they're doin'?"
Sources say many Americans hope to vote for someone else in the next election, as long as they can afford gas to get to the polls.
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20 Mar 2023, 4:33 am
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservativ ... n-or-woman
'Conservatives Can’t Define Woke!’ Shouts Leftist Who Can’t Define 'Man' Or 'Woman'
U.S. — Liberals unable to define the words "man" or "woman" have angrily demanded conservatives give a singular definition of a term recently made up by liberals.
"You just yell 'woke' at anything you don't like!" screamed liberal activist Jan Barlow. "Bigot! Nazi!!"
During a brief break in Ms. Barlow's screaming, local conservative Roger Hartnett attempted to help. "I tried to explain that 'woke' means the insane cultural rules being forced on us by leftists, and that the term's specifics keep changing because leftists keep coming with new insane cultural rules," said Mr. Hartnett. "She responded by cursing me for not asking her pronouns, and then began foaming at the mouth. I don't think I got through to her."
Developmental experts have become puzzled as to precisely how children who can easily define "man" and "woman" somehow lose that cognitive ability upon becoming liberal. "It's truly a remarkable phenomenon," said neuroscientist Dr. Reginald Steele. "After thousands of years of humans being able to easily distinguish men from women, this highly specific neurologic malady has suddenly appeared. The disease totally spares children, and only seems to affect humans in particular countries with particular political philosophies. Quite a head-scratcher."
At publishing time, researchers had determined that 99.9% of leftists can easily define "man" and "woman" - they're just scared to.
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22 Mar 2023, 5:31 pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-f ... -opponents
Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism.
"Fascism is a clear and present danger in this country," began Senator Chuck Schumer, "and the only way to defeat it is with a corrupt, all-powerful police state that can imprison anyone who disagrees with us politically. If we don't do this, fascism will win."
"No one is above the law," agreed House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Using campaign funds improperly to pay off someone you slept with is the height of fascistic evil, and something no politician in Washington has ever done before. I've certainly never done anything like that. Don't be silly!"
Already, Democrat leaders are calling for the immediate arrests of dangerous fascists such as Trump, anyone who worked with him, and every American who ever expressed support for him. "These undesirables could implement horrible fascism at any time, so we need a final solution for them," said Schumer.
At those words, an enthusiastic crowd of anti-fascist warriors cheered and fired guns into the air.
At publishing time, former President Trump was still at large. Authorities have advised he is armed and extremely dangerous in addition to being fascist. Anyone caught collaborating with him will be subject to imprisonment.
23 Mar 2023, 9:48 am
https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/press ... -killings/
Quote:
After the Russian government banned a digitally altered image depicting President Vladimir Putin wearing lipstick and mascara – widely reported in global media as a “gay clown” meme – Sergei Nikitin, Director of Amnesty International’s Moscow office, said:
“In its twisted definition of justice, the Russian authorities have chosen to use anti-extremism legislation to silence peaceful freedom of expression at a time when state-supported homophobia inspires violence across the country.
“Rather than clamping down on political satire, the state should be using the machinery of justice to investigate the recent horrific reports of mass abduction, torture and killings of gay men in Chechnya.”
“In its twisted definition of justice, the Russian authorities have chosen to use anti-extremism legislation to silence peaceful freedom of expression at a time when state-supported homophobia inspires violence across the country.
“Rather than clamping down on political satire, the state should be using the machinery of justice to investigate the recent horrific reports of mass abduction, torture and killings of gay men in Chechnya.”
Let's share this image, far and wide:
23 Mar 2023, 10:19 am
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23 Mar 2023, 4:53 pm
Honey69 wrote:
https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/press-release/2017/04/russia-putin-gay-clown-meme-homophobic-killings/
Let's share this image, far and wide:
Quote:
After the Russian government banned a digitally altered image depicting President Vladimir Putin wearing lipstick and mascara – widely reported in global media as a “gay clown” meme – Sergei Nikitin, Director of Amnesty International’s Moscow office, said:
“In its twisted definition of justice, the Russian authorities have chosen to use anti-extremism legislation to silence peaceful freedom of expression at a time when state-supported homophobia inspires violence across the country.
“Rather than clamping down on political satire, the state should be using the machinery of justice to investigate the recent horrific reports of mass abduction, torture and killings of gay men in Chechnya.”
“In its twisted definition of justice, the Russian authorities have chosen to use anti-extremism legislation to silence peaceful freedom of expression at a time when state-supported homophobia inspires violence across the country.
“Rather than clamping down on political satire, the state should be using the machinery of justice to investigate the recent horrific reports of mass abduction, torture and killings of gay men in Chechnya.”
Let's share this image, far and wide:
I'll share it again by quoting you
What I find weird about the image is not how good Vlad looks in makeup and would be perfect as Riff-Raff in Rocky Horror
but the language - What language is the text in , Dutch ?
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