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06 Oct 2007, 5:34 pm

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everyone with a brain knows that christianity is wrong because it's full of sh** and bollocks


im going to personally tell god to molest your sorry ass. :x

suck my dick



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06 Oct 2007, 5:36 pm

Manc wrote:
The_Disco wrote:
Manc wrote:
everyone with a brain knows that christianity is wrong because it's full of sh** and bollocks


im going to personally tell god to molest your sorry ass. :x

suck my dick



again? :? we just did it 10 minutes agho.



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06 Oct 2007, 5:37 pm

wow...can you feel the love in our fellow man :lol: :roll: :lol:



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06 Oct 2007, 5:38 pm

The_Disco wrote:
Manc wrote:
The_Disco wrote:
Manc wrote:
everyone with a brain knows that christianity is wrong because it's full of sh** and bollocks


im going to personally tell god to molest your sorry ass. :x

suck my dick



again? :? we just did it 10 minutes agho.

Can I watch?


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06 Oct 2007, 5:39 pm

everyone can suck my dick



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06 Oct 2007, 5:40 pm

greenblue wrote:
The_Disco wrote:
Manc wrote:
The_Disco wrote:
Manc wrote:
everyone with a brain knows that christianity is wrong because it's full of sh** and bollocks


im going to personally tell god to molest your sorry ass. :x

suck my dick



again? :? we just did it 10 minutes agho.

Can I watch?


yeah you can watch us fa***ts have ghey butt secks.



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06 Oct 2007, 5:48 pm

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yeah you can watch us fa***ts have ghey butt secks.

Nice, watching it is not as sinful as practicing it anyway.


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06 Oct 2007, 6:03 pm

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yeah you can watch us fa***ts have ghey butt secks.

Nice, watching it is not as sinful as practicing it anyway.



yes it is, because you enjoy it. :wink:



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06 Oct 2007, 6:11 pm

The_Disco wrote:
greenblue wrote:
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yeah you can watch us fa***ts have ghey butt secks.

Nice, watching it is not as sinful as practicing it anyway.



yes it is, because you enjoy it. :wink:

So that makes me a sinner? :(


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06 Oct 2007, 6:14 pm

greenblue wrote:
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yeah you can watch us fa***ts have ghey butt secks.

Nice, watching it is not as sinful as practicing it anyway.



yes it is, because you enjoy it. :wink:

So that makes me a sinner? :(



yes. :( fa***t. :P


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06 Oct 2007, 8:11 pm

greenblue wrote:
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yeah you can watch us fa***ts have ghey butt secks.

Nice, watching it is not as sinful as practicing it anyway.


What if you watch them while sodomizing or eating a baby?



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06 Oct 2007, 8:19 pm

No, I just would watch while doing something else, like stimulating myself for example, no harm with that.


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06 Oct 2007, 8:20 pm

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No, I just would watch while doing something else, like stimulating myself for example, no harm with that.


I thought we were trying to commit as many sins as possible at the same time?



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06 Oct 2007, 8:24 pm

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I thought we were trying to commit as many sins as possible at the same time?

Oh no, that's enough to be condemned to perdition, no need to do more.


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06 Oct 2007, 8:33 pm

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I thought we were trying to commit as many sins as possible at the same time?

Oh no, that's enough to be condemned to perdition, no need to do more.


Well we could look at this logically. If stealing 1 piece of candy is enough to condemn you to hell; then once you've committed one sin you may as well go all the way since your punishment will be the same.



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06 Oct 2007, 8:54 pm

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