Who was the sexiest Religious Figure?

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Who was the sexiest Religious Figure?

Sidhartha Gautama	6%	[ 1 ]
Guru Nanak	18%	[ 3 ]
Huldrych Zwingli (other spellings are permissible)	0%	[ 0 ]
Ann Lee	0%	[ 0 ]
Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhuda	0%	[ 0 ]
Paul of Tarsus	0%	[ 0 ]
Abdullah bin Saba'a	0%	[ 0 ]
Baha'u'llah	0%	[ 0 ]
Helena Petrova Blavatsky	6%	[ 1 ]
Lao-Tze	6%	[ 1 ]
Martin Luther	12%	[ 2 ]
I am an atheist and therefore this poll offends me deeply storms off	18%	[ 3 ]
You will go to hell for this irreverent spirit storms off	6%	[ 1 ]
Other (please give further details)	29%	[ 5 ]

Total votes : 17

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02 Feb 2012, 4:34 pm

In no particular order...

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02 Feb 2012, 4:36 pm

Other, I am an Atheist and recognise very few of those names :lol:

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02 Feb 2012, 5:07 pm

Guru Nanak could do a crackin curry I reckon. Though he's not my type he could seduce me via carnal pleasures of the digestive tract

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02 Feb 2012, 5:08 pm

Should I post photo's? Would that be halpful?

Go Guru Nanak!
*gets out pom poms*

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02 Feb 2012, 5:09 pm

Laz wrote:

Guru Nanak could do a crackin curry I reckon. Though he's not my type he could seduce me via carnal pleasures of the digestive tract

It would almost certainly be chick pea based. I'm not sure your innards would survive.

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02 Feb 2012, 5:24 pm

I went for Lao-Tze

Your taste in religious figures is rather esoteric...

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02 Feb 2012, 5:30 pm

No Jesus?

Not that I think of him or any of them as sexy, but still ...

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02 Feb 2012, 5:31 pm

MCalavera wrote:

No Jesus?

Not that I think of him or any of them as sexy, but still ...

Too obvious. But feel free to vote for 'other'.

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02 Feb 2012, 5:32 pm

Moog wrote:

Your taste in religious figures is rather esoteric...

Thankyou.

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02 Feb 2012, 5:39 pm

Henbane wrote:

Laz wrote:

Guru Nanak could do a crackin curry I reckon. Though he's not my type he could seduce me via carnal pleasures of the digestive tract

It would almost certainly be chick pea based. I'm not sure your innards would survive.

Chick Pea's are fine with me. Chana Dal in the wrong hands is lethal on the stomach

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02 Feb 2012, 5:45 pm

Laz wrote:

Henbane wrote:

Laz wrote:

Guru Nanak could do a crackin curry I reckon. Though he's not my type he could seduce me via carnal pleasures of the digestive tract

It would almost certainly be chick pea based. I'm not sure your innards would survive.

Chick Pea's are fine with me. Chana Dal in the wrong hands is lethal on the stomach

Might be fine with you. I'm not sure other people in your general vicinity would be quite so blase.

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02 Feb 2012, 5:49 pm

You forgot Mohammed, Anton LaVey and L. Ron Hubbard Not that I'd vote for any of them, mind you.

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02 Feb 2012, 5:57 pm

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You forgot Mohammed, Anton LaVey and L. Ron Hubbard

Not that I'd vote for any of them, mind you.

They were considered, and rejected. Too cooky.

I do regret not putting in St. Ignatius of Loyola though.

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02 Feb 2012, 6:06 pm

You also forgot Marcus Garvey, the founder of Rastafarianism, and Bobby Henderson, the founder of Pastafarianism. Easy to confuse, but not quite the same

Bobby Henderson gets my vote btw. I can't get the photo to show up here for some reason, but this link should work:
http://utils.lainformacion.com/images/I ... 1252351408

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02 Feb 2012, 6:13 pm

Henbane wrote:

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You forgot Mohammed, Anton LaVey and L. Ron Hubbard

Not that I'd vote for any of them, mind you.

They were considered, and rejected. Too cooky.

I do regret not putting in St. Ignatius of Loyola though.

Too cooky? Then why did you add Paul of Tarsus?

It doesn't get much cookier than Paul. (He castrated himself, according to the second-century church father Tertullian. Not that anyone would need additional proof of Paul's cookyness).

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02 Feb 2012, 6:18 pm

I think the Pastafarians have the better music.

Paul only scored 7.5 on my cookometer. Mohammed scored 8.1, thus he failed to make the list.
Harsh, but fair.

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