The Lutheran Insulter (Just Do It)

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The Lutheran Insulter:

https://ergofabulous.org/luther/?

Go ahead, insult someone. I know you want to because you reek of nothing but Lucian, and you breathe out on me the vast drunken folly of Epicurus.

I am Lupus Hominus

You are the Roman Nimrod and a teacher of sin.

Are we allowed any Gods?

If so, allow me a quote: "Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!"

There, got it off my system now.

Oh yeah? Well yo mama was born from the behind of the devil and is full of devils, lies, blasphemy, and idolatry.

How dare you!

And yet: I would not dream of judging or punishing you, except to say that you were born from the behind of the devil, are full of devils, lies, blasphemy, and idolatry; are the instigator of these things, God's enemy, Antichrist, desolater of Christendom, and steward of Sodom.

Martin Luther was great at using the Latin language to grossly insult people.

All of you people are bunch of bungling magpies, croaking loudly.

He was a very pleasant, easy-going dude, wasn't he?

You should have seen him BEFORE he became a Lutheran

You cowardly slave, you corrupt sycophant, with your sickening advice!

^Such loose, lame, empty talk, set forth on the basis of your own reason and idiosyncrasy, would lead me to believe first of all that your opinions amount to nothing.

I’m liking this: nice one Darmok

I am not surprised to hear this from you, the true, chief, and final Antichrist.

You are like a magician who conjures gulden into thy silly mouth, but when thou openest thy mouth thou hast nought but horse dirt therein.

So, Martin Luther was basically the Donald Trump of the Reformation.

Too many characters in his oratories to use Twitter!