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22 Sep 2008, 10:07 am

Wood you believe me if I told you I was Jesus reincarnation?

If not, would it be because I spelt 'would' as 'wood'? :lol:

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22 Sep 2008, 11:22 am

Yes. Also, if you are the second coming of Christ, why didn't you mention it sooner? :wink:

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22 Sep 2008, 12:06 pm

No, but only because you can't spell... Jesus didn't misspell anything in the Gospels, and that was in the days before spell checking...

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22 Sep 2008, 12:07 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

No, but only because you can't spell... Jesus didn't misspell anything in the Gospels, and that was in the days before spell checking...

Jesus did absolutely none of the writing. The gospels were all written after his death and resurrection.

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22 Sep 2008, 2:31 pm

Hey, 2,000 years ago people believed some bearded weirdo when he said he was the son of god. And these days they think that ONLY by believing that he is our savior will send you to heaven. So yeah, you may be reincarnated jesus.

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22 Sep 2008, 3:10 pm

patrick6 wrote:

Wood you believe me if I told you I was Jesus reincarnation?

That depends ... are you telling us?

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22 Sep 2008, 6:43 pm

slowmutant wrote:

ToadOfSteel wrote:

No, but only because you can't spell... Jesus didn't misspell anything in the Gospels, and that was in the days before spell checking...

Jesus did absolutely none of the writing. The gospels were all written after his death and resurrection.

I was merely joking...

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22 Sep 2008, 6:47 pm

I wood want to see some ID.

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23 Sep 2008, 3:10 am

claire333 wrote:

I wood want to see some ID.

I've seen enough ID. I'd Like to see more science.

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23 Sep 2008, 3:35 am

Why settle for jesus? I'm god. At least, that's what somebody told me - or did they say "god complex"...?

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23 Sep 2008, 3:48 am

Actually, I might because you have as much proof as any other messiah claimant of the last 3000 years, ie none. :wink:

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23 Sep 2008, 5:48 am

ToadOfSteel wrote:

No, but only because you can't spell... Jesus didn't misspell anything in the Gospels, and that was in the days before spell checking...

Ahh Jesus did not write anything in the gospels. In fact we have no writings from Jesus at all

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23 Sep 2008, 6:08 am

DentArthurDent wrote:

ToadOfSteel wrote:

No, but only because you can't spell... Jesus didn't misspell anything in the Gospels, and that was in the days before spell checking...

Ahh Jesus did not write anything in the gospels. In fact we have no writings from Jesus at all

That's what I was trying to tell him.

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23 Sep 2008, 6:11 am

Was it common for fishermen and carpenters to be literate in those times?

The thought just occurred to me.

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23 Sep 2008, 6:13 am

Fuzzy wrote:

Was it common for fishermen and carpenters to be literate in those times?

The thought just occurred to me.

Probably not. I don't know which of the 12 were literate and which ones weren't.

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23 Sep 2008, 6:15 am

slowmutant wrote:

Fuzzy wrote:

Was it common for fishermen and carpenters to be literate in those times?

The thought just occurred to me.

Probably not. I don't know which of the 12 were literate and which ones weren't.

Its an interesting question. Its perfectly reasonable to assume literacy in those times was greater than 1000 years later. Certainly people were more multi-lingual.

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