Peanut Butter: The Atheist's Nightmare!

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26 Jan 2009, 12:50 am

Apparently,Peanut Butter is also an atheist's worst nightmare. The fellow uses a jar of peanut to try to prove that evolution is a myth and doesn't happen.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube]

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26 Jan 2009, 1:00 am

OK here are new rules for voting eligibility, if you believe this guy you must never be given the opportunity to vote because you have the intelligence of a peanut.

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26 Jan 2009, 1:47 am

I love these. What's next? "Chicken, the Atheist's Worst Nightmare" or "Iced Coffee, The Atheist's Worst Nightmare". We need more!

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26 Jan 2009, 7:37 am

*facepalm*

that guy Chuck needs to go back to school.

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26 Jan 2009, 8:16 am

Wow. Just wow.

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26 Jan 2009, 8:48 am

Man, it sure is hard being an atheist, what with the rising waves of blind, unreasoning dread every time I go grocery shopping.

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26 Jan 2009, 12:42 pm

ducasse wrote:

Man, it sure is hard being an atheist, what with the rising waves of blind, unreasoning dread every time I go grocery shopping.

Yeah, just get some running shoes to deal with the mutants, stock up on processed food because of the toxicity of non-designed food, and perhaps get some sunglasses to deal with the blinding obviousness of an illogical Christian deity.

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26 Jan 2009, 1:21 pm

Coming from a guy who is a practicing christian, that guy is a douchebag...

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26 Jan 2009, 1:28 pm

One thing about that video made me laugh out loud...

the jar of peanut butter, if you look carefully, has been previously opened...

I'm betting they opened it first to check and make sure no new life was going to show up, potentially embarassing the presenter...

of course, if they had to check the jar first, that shows how little faith they have in their own teachings...

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26 Jan 2009, 4:00 pm

"Miracles: The Atheist's Worse Nightmare!"

The Apostle Luke wrote:

And an angel of the Lord suddenly stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were terribly frightened. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of great joy which will be for all the people...

Now THAT would impress me!

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26 Jan 2009, 10:26 pm

I find it amusing that we are not actually offering any proof or reason to disprove his statements, but merely dismissing them off-hand. Acting in fact as a fervent believer does when someone questions his faith. I mean, if you want to say "the amino acids necessary for life were not present" or "there wasn't enough energy" or "life has already been proven to be able to arise from non-life" (with a citation) then that would be fine. Time enough for facepalming once his argument has been proven void.

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26 Jan 2009, 10:38 pm

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

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26 Jan 2009, 10:40 pm

when i open a jar of peanut butter i find nothing but creamy awesomeness.

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27 Jan 2009, 12:31 am

Rafter613 wrote:

I find it amusing that we are not actually offering any proof or reason to disprove his statements, but merely dismissing them off-hand.

Well, the statements can be considered false based upon existing knowledge that is considered relatively basic, as the YouTube video relies upon a false conceptualization of evolutionary theory, not a correct one. I mean, usually abiogenesis is separated from evolution in terms of considering the phenomena, and the claims for the former involve early Earth conditions and many many years, something that the peanut butter example does not give. Thus, the video's claims seem wrong.

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27 Jan 2009, 2:07 am

oscuria wrote:

when i open a jar of peanut butter i find nothing but creamy awesomeness.

You don't get the one with nuts?

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27 Jan 2009, 2:10 am

Dokken wrote:

This is by far the Stuppidest argument against creationism I have EVAR seen in my life!! ! :lmao:

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