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03 Oct 2010, 5:20 pm

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Also, the fact that many of your troopers will be attempting to storm our positions with their pants worn halfway down on their hips is not going to help your cause. You may recruit some 'gangstas,' but I imagine they will be slowed considerably as their trousers descend about them, and they'll only be able to wield a handgun at best as their left-hand will be thus occupied trying to keep their pants up.

I don't know. I can picture the tea party platoons already. A gaggle of shotgun wielding pear-shaped hillbillies waddling down the streets with their massively protruding beer guts precariously contained within their XXXXL sized overalls. Just don't force them to march too quickly or the bouncing motion of their beer guts may cause their suspenders to break, allowing their already overly-forward center of gravity to pull them flat on their face. Can anyone say FACEPLANT? LOL.

As for the gangstas, well... I'll admit it may be tough to train them not to fire their assault rifles sideways using one hand. However, having the recoil lift directed horizontal rather than vertical might be advantageous considering the wide aspect ratio of the targets. They'll just have to aim for the waistlines.

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03 Oct 2010, 8:28 pm

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Hanotaux wrote:

Could you really find that many pinkos that are willing to use a gun and that any hippies willing to come down from their high to fight the tea party? Even if you can you have already proven here that you can't keep it clandestine. I was debating for a while about reporting your posts to the local LASD joint terror task force (who would report it to DHS- I've done it before on another site) but it became clear that your intelligence assessments about guns an the tea party are delusional, your plan is insane, and that you are not mentally competent to carry out such an attack. Seriously, your posts on this thread sound like the musings of an emotionally disturbed 15yo.

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03 Oct 2010, 11:04 pm

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Also, the fact that many of your troopers will be attempting to storm our positions with their pants worn halfway down on their hips is not going to help your cause. You may recruit some 'gangstas,' but I imagine they will be slowed considerably as their trousers descend about them, and they'll only be able to wield a handgun at best as their left-hand will be thus occupied trying to keep their pants up.

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I'd not be concerned........... marshall would discover that the hooptiemobiles of the gangstas aren't going to be up to his transport requirements. He forgets that 'Tea Party Platoons' would pretty much be completely mechanized. Besides our complete advantage in weaponry and transport, we'd also have the benefit of being naturally tactically defensive, as Marshall's leftists, as the initiating party, would have the onus of somehow escaping a state of siege in his ghettos.

Besides that, I don't know how often Marshall strolls about racially-changing neighborhoods, but his precious gangstas are starting to get some spare tire and muffin top about the waist, as well as that fat turkey neck. Too much Popeye's chicken methinks............. definitely the porky 'Ruben Studdard/Fat Albert' build is becoming the physical normative for the black populations...... Either that or I see alot more of the effiminate limp-wristed type amongst them. They are definitely starting to look a bit pursy and short winded.

Anyway, I'd not bother reporting Marshall as he's all in good fun. Its probably better the eventual fight comes soon anyway before their birthrate gets completely out of control.

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03 Oct 2010, 11:11 pm

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Seriously? You actually think I have "plans"? :lol:

Give me a break. You right wingers use violent rhetoric and macho posturing all the time. You're the same a**holes who shout "kill him" at political rallies, make death threats to democratic congressmen over healthcare reform, yell racial slurs, call gay people "fa***ts", etc... So you like to dish it out but you can't take it?

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04 Oct 2010, 11:28 am

Interesting new poll out by Gallup. Obama's approval rating is about 45% overall but 91% with blacks and only 36% with whites. Seniors are at 38%, independents are 40%, married people at 39%. Hispanics are at 55% approval, significantly lower than I would of thought.

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04 Oct 2010, 11:45 am

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Hispanics are at 55% approval, significantly lower than I would of thought.

You're kidding, right? More like significantly higher than expected. Hispanic voters are normally conservative.

Also, considering the groups....were the married people all white people or were they black as well or maybe Hispanic too?

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04 Oct 2010, 11:51 am

skafather84 wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

Hispanics are at 55% approval, significantly lower than I would of thought.

I know that Rove tried to get Hispanics to fill the place of Eastern European immigrants in his attempt to rebuild the Reagan Coalition. Since most rank and file Republicans are rightwing ultranationalists, that didn't work (and is one of the many reasons that ultraconservatives distanced themselves from Bush).

Depending on whether the GOP continues with their anti-Hispanic racism, we might just see a complete realignment of that group into the Democratic column (remember that on issues other than the death penalty African Americans tend to be very socially conservative yet vote Democratic thanks to decades of GOP racism).

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04 Oct 2010, 12:06 pm

skafather84 wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

Hispanics are at 55% approval, significantly lower than I would of thought.

Blacks are generally pretty socially conservative too even tho it doesn't translate to votes. I remember Obama's approval rating with Hispanics being around 75% last time I checked. Thought the illegal immigration and Arizona issue would of boosted his support in the community.

I assume majority of the married people were white like the general population but they did not make distinction on the poll.

here's the link to the poll, forgot to post it

http://www.gallup.com/poll/143354/Obama ... m=Politics

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04 Oct 2010, 2:39 pm

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I wouldn't laugh at that; that's a Browning M2HB .50 caliber machinegun mounted on the trailer that can reach out several miles and punch holes in engine blocks, while the Barrett M82 .50 caliber sniper rifle mounted on the bike fires the same round and is accurate to around a mile. It may look silly, but that's some serious hardware.

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04 Oct 2010, 3:00 pm

Yea. I'll admit those are scary looking guns. It's the way they're mounted and the fact that someone would decide to show them off in such a manner that's funny.

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04 Oct 2010, 3:11 pm

Haha. Apparently John Deere was/is in the war business.

I was trying to look for a photoshopped image of machinegun mounted riding lawnmower.

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04 Oct 2010, 7:09 pm

^ Damn, that actually looks like it might be pretty decent for fighting in an urban area...........

+ Plus, the blades underneath can be used for convenient mulching of fallen gangstas.

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04 Oct 2010, 9:23 pm

Check this out...

http://www.adiosbabylon.com/images/LOWRIDER%20TANK.jpg

It's a Lowrider Abrams tank. 100% gangsta.

The Mexican gangstas can be put to work installing the custom hydraulics. The hydraulics could also be used to help the tank maneuver through narrow spots by propping up on one side if needed. I imagine it would also have massive subwoofers installed for blasting rap music at deafening levels.

Your John Deere armored lawnmowers are toast!

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04 Oct 2010, 9:42 pm

Jacoby wrote:

Interesting new poll out by Gallup. married people at 39%.

what about single people?

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04 Oct 2010, 9:54 pm

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