You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

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The good old "Do as I say, not as I do"

I don't know about brothels but a lot of the Religious Right Preachers that talk about family values are divorced.

You lament how "elitist" liberals are for liking lattes or driving a Prius, before you pay your illegal Mexican immigrant maid her $1/hr wage and drive 30 miles with the air conditioner on and windows down to your premier (whites only) country club. You then bust the "lowly prole" caddies trying to form a union.

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A nuclear powered monster truck is the "Prius" for the right wing.

David Vitter is high profile example of this in the Republican party. Maybe there aren't a lot of other prostitute-loving Republican examples (although I wouldn't be surprised if there's more rank and file Republicans who like prostitutes than that and would pay for them if it were legal), but a certain affinity for stripers is characteristic of Republicans.

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when you think calling someone a socialist ends the argument.

LOL! +1

When you think you can pray the gay away.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

When your ideal society is Augusto Pinochet's Chile.

Ho! That is a good one.

ruveyn

You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

-- you seriously think Fox news is a reliable source of information.

-- you claim there are "no transitional fossils" showing evolution happens (when there are actually thousands).

-- you rely on Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter for your opinions.

-- tradition and authority are important factors in your decision making. You recognize that and may even be smugly proud about it, but fear is also a bigger factor in your decision making than it is for liberals, and you don't know that or admit it is true even if you do know it.

You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

You call some one a liberal because you can insult both the liberal and throw a person with developmental disabilities under the bus as well, re-enforcing the "otherness" of both.

...when you continue to slander scientists whose research does not support your dogma, even after they have been vetted and found innocent of your charges by independent review boards.

When you think the Confederacy was fighting for states rights, rather than to keep slavery alive.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

I didn't know there was a difference.

Well, the right likes to tell themselves there's a difference. Makes them feel there's something noble about fighting for states rights.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer