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That so called Obamagate has been dragging since quite a while too; it's always "the Democrats will soon fall from proofs of corruption", and it never come.
By the way peoples are not obsessed with Trump skin color.

Trump’s butt is so big the Senate will meet on it.
You could launch a missle off it.

Ooo ... now you've done it!

<* Ahem *>

• The President is so fat and stupid that after the doctor told him he needed to burn calories, he lit himself on fire.

• The President is so fat and stupid that he tears apart computers looking for cookies.

• The President is so stupid because he once let his mind wander and it never came back.

• The President is so stupid that after an earthquake he ran to the barn hoping to get a milkshake out of Betsy.

• The President is so stupid that after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

• The President is so stupid that after searching for his wedding ring for three days, he realized that he was still wearing it.

• The President is so stupid that at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", he put "Gemini".

• The President is so stupid that during evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

• The President is so stupid that even Albert Einstein couldn't tutor him.

• The President is so stupid that he asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

• The President is so stupid that when he asked what the 'Yield' sign meant, and the Secret Service agent said "Slow down", he said "W h a t ... d o e s ... t h e ... ' Y i e l d ' ... s I g n ... m e a n ?"

• The President is so stupid that he bought a Ford from the dealership and sat in it for two days because it said Focus.

• The President is so stupid that he bought a solar-powered nightlight.

• The President is so stupid that he bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

• The President is so stupid that he bought curtains for his computer to cover the Windows.

• The President is so stupid that he bought tickets to Xbox Live.

• The President is so stupid that he brought a cup to the movie "Juice."

• The President is so stupid that he brought a ladder to go to high school.

• The President is so stupid that he brought nuts to the Nutcracker.

• The President is so stupid that he called Dan Quayle for a spelling check.

Now see what you've unleashed?

Good.

Did you just say 'More'?

OKAY!

• The President is so stupid that he called his wife to ask for her phone number.

• The President is so stupid that he called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

• The President is so stupid that he wouldn't make Jello because he couldn't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.

• The President is so stupid that he checks the microwave whenever the doorbell rings.

• The President is so stupid that he climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.

• The President is so stupid that he climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

• The President is so stupid that he cooked his own complimentary breakfast.

• The President is so stupid that he could trip over a cordless phone cord.

• The President is so stupid that he couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 button on his phone.

• The President is so stupid that he couldn't find his way through a maze even if the other rats helped him.

• The President is so stupid that he couldn't get a clue if he smeared his body with clue musk and danced the clue mating dance while calling the clue mating call during clue mating season while wearing a clue costume.

• The President is so stupid that he couldn't see the forest because the trees were blocking it.

• The President is so stupid that he couldn't tell which way the elevator was going, even if you gave him three guesses.

• The President is so stupid that he couldn't write dialog for a silent movie.

• The President is so stupid that he cut holes in his umbrella to see if it was raining.

• The President is so stupid that he cut open a pineapple and said "Spongebob, where are you?"

• The President is so stupid that he drove around town for hours looking for the Home Shopping Network.

• The President is so stupid that he failed Pre-K because he couldn't scribble.

• The President is so stupid that he fell all of the way up a flight of stairs.

• The President is so stupid that he fell off a boat and couldn't find the water.

He reminds me of Tubby from Little Lulu.

fnord, you had me laughing out loud!

Anatomy of a coup.

FBI corruption? What FBI corruption?

IG REPORT: FBI AGENTS REGULARLY RECEIVED FREE HANDOUTS FROM JOURNALISTS

The Department of Justice inspector general identified a number of instances where FBI employees regularly spoke with members of the media and received a number of free perks from journalists including meals and tickets to various events.

On page XII in the report, the IG says the department “identified numerous FBI employees, at all levels of the organization and with no official reason to be in contact with the media, who were nevertheless in frequent contact with reporters.”

The IG expressed “profound concerns about the volume and extent of unauthorized media contacts by FBI personnel that we have uncovered our review.”

The contact between FBI agents and the media extended to receiving “improperly receiving benefits from reporters, including tickets to sporting events, golfing outings, drinks and meals, and admittance to nonpublic social events.”

http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/14/ig-re ... urnalists/

As it was Clinton who was shot down by the FBI and not Trump, I have to say that that was just the opinion of one FBI agent, probably trying to impress his girlfriend.

Actually, those lines Would actually apply to President Ford or Vice-President Quayle, as well as hizzoner, the mayor of Maryland, William Donald Schaefer.

I thought Clinton won the popular vote? Can't have it both ways. Wait, I thought it was Trump and Russia who shot her down? Haha amazing the excuses you make when the leaked information does not fit your narrative. Like you wouldn't be using it if he was saying "stop Clinton".

Comey chose not to publicly reveal investigations into Trump's collusion with Russia for fear he would be accused of favoring Clinton. He thought releasing investigations into the Clinton emails wouldn't matter, because he figured who in his or her right mind would support Trump.
Yes, Clinton carried the popular vote, but the flyover states were able to turn the electoral college in Trump's favor because they had been swayed by Russian bots and fake news.
So "Ha Ha" right back atcha.

This whole mess is just proof that the FBI is still politized in the post-Hoover era. Cap this with Comey's poor judgement and you have this confused situation.

Yes, and the Russians ate my porridge.

Please provide evidence which states were swayed by 'Russian bots and fake news.

The reality is, people voted against the kind of Hillary Clinton politics you support. That is what swayed it. People are sick of Clinton and Bush's. Their fake politics. Trump has a lot of fans but he won because of a protest vote. Not because of Russian fairies or 'fake news'.

Wh0ring for the news:

This isn't an Obamagate/RussiaRussiaRussia story per se — it's just another story about the corrupt fake news media.

Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive
The @NYTimes says its reporter @AliWatkins had not just one relationship, but multiple relationships, with political sources she covered
6:20 PM - 24 Jun 2018
https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/sta ... 9594173442

Watkins, a New York Times reporter, was basically supplying sex in exchange for access to news stories. The jokes write themselves. "Presstitute" is now the popular designation.

Click to the above journalist's Twitter feed for links to many more stories.