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Math is hard!

^ The man who wrote that article has obviously been working too many hours. He needs sleep.

Ode to Donald Trump written 39 years in advance. Skip to 1:09 if you want to get right to it.




Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You f****d up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....!.....!.....!.....!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.

Woody Guthrie did a song about old man Trump.
https://youtu.be/jANuVKeYezs

More updates from the New York Times.

Is it news or is it satire? These days, who can tell?

Texas Constructs Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Refugees From California

AUSTIN, TX—The Texas legislature has approved construction of a border wall surrounding the state in order to keep out unwanted refugees fleeing the rapidly crumbling dystopia of California.

The legislature has been faced with an increasing number of Californians seeking asylum after fleeing the unhinged, far-left state, and finally found a solution.

Construction began shortly after the measure was passed. The wall will run around the entirety of Texas, with extra security measures on the west side of the state to ensure undesirable Californian immigrants can’t make it across. While low-traffic areas like the north and east sides of the state will be protected by a simple fence, the west side will feature a 10-foot-thick concrete wall with laser turrets, barbed wire, and a moat filled with sharks to stop residents of the coastal state from slipping in undocumented and undetected.

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-const ... alifornia/

So the Venezuelan socialist dictator was finally going to do something good, and then...

The Sweet Meteor O'Death applied for a job as a New York Times editor, but got banned by Twitter instead.

OMG, Twitter has even banned Chibi Thomas Jefferson! This is Fascism, I tell you! Fascism!

A small Bluetooth implant behind your ear is all that's needed.