The Trouble with France is......
Being half french myself (Hai parakeet ), i can confirm that they smoke a lot... <.< my godfather does, her wife does, my dad (who's the frenchman of the family) used to smoke until i (among others) dissuaded him from doing so and now he doesn't smoke at all pretty much. Meh.
Oh and pronounciation is VERY important. <.< How dare you! You should know that whatever isn't clearly said isn't french. :p (and to paraphrase him, a japanese said that whatever is clearly said isn't japanese o.O ) Still, Quebec isn't as hardcore about it than France is, it's only used in the formal tone. :p
And parakeet, Miss C is right, you should know that ANYONE with an inkling of french blood qualifies for french citizenship. <.< (that includes me and you ;p )
Is that so? I have an ancestor who left Alsace/Lorraine somewhere around 1805.
Because the French often don't pronounce the last consonant of a syllable, it is very important to get the vowel right, or no-one will understand you. It is like trying to speak Chinese without getting the tones right.
We certainly have the French to thank for giving us Alizee
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24SiwABNyHU&feature=PlayList&p=EEB040EB4EFB409D&index=0&playnext=1[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHcoJjkxN4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgzGTgIRfQg&feature=fvw[/youtube]
They could learn from Britain and the US how to be less racist - I speak from personal experience in all three countries. I've never experienced so much racism in such a short time as in Paris (it seems I look Algerian).
So true, at least regarding their inept immigration officers.

Swiss cheese is better for my taste at least, and I can think of two neighbouring countries where I had better food than in France.
France isn't such a bad country, just an overrated one.
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This mass of bureaucracy is strangling the country from doing anything new. Take for example business start-ups. If you want to set up a typical business in England you just get on with it. The English government has a handful of organisations geared to helping you succeed and giving you the right information. There are also various tax breaks etc.
If you want to start a business in France the bureaucrats are on you like a rash. You have to wade through a massive amount of restrictions and paperwork. They hit you with taxes/charges as though you are an established business - In France you can often end up paying more in taxes/charges than your business is earning! New businesses fail five times more often than in England due to the crippling taxes / social charges and bureaucracy.
On the plus side though. France does have nice baguettes, wine and cheese.

You should enjoy this video then

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTqvL74dAEw[/youtube]
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French wasn't always been clear. Quebec french had stay closer to the french of Louis XIV court.
A video about it here, in french

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFBHBYD6bU[/youtube]
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This mass of bureaucracy is strangling the country from doing anything new. Take for example business start-ups. If you want to set up a typical business in England you just get on with it. The English government has a handful of organisations geared to helping you succeed and giving you the right information. There are also various tax breaks etc.
If you want to start a business in France the bureaucrats are on you like a rash. You have to wade through a massive amount of restrictions and paperwork. They hit you with taxes/charges as though you are an established business - In France you can often end up paying more in taxes/charges than your business is earning! New businesses fail five times more often than in England due to the crippling taxes / social charges and bureaucracy.
On the plus side though. France does have nice baguettes, wine and cheese.

You should enjoy this video then

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTqvL74dAEw[/youtube]
I might if I had something faster than dial-up internet to access it. France Telecom / Orange have a virtual monopoly on telecoms here in France. They just aren't interested in putting broadband into small villages and hamlets. So unless you live in a town forget high speed internet connections. Similarly due to their virtual monopoly France has amongst the highest mobile phone charges in the world. I've found it much cheaper to keep my English mobile phone and pay international roaming rates than to pay standard local French rates.
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They could learn from Britain and the US how to be less racist - I speak from personal experience in all three countries. I've never experienced so much racism in such a short time as in Paris (it seems I look Algerian).
The only racism I've experienced (I'm white anyway and indistinguishable from the typical Frenchman) has been from the fonctionaires (pen pushers). There are a few in positions where they can make the life of foreigners difficult. I used to think that some of them were simply incompetent or idiots but I've now reached the conclusion that some of their actions are deliberately malicious. I have waited more than four years for my French health card (carte-vitale) and filled in countless forms. The card finally arrived in December last year - with my name incorrect (badly) and my date of birth incorrect - which made the card useless. I sent it back to the authorities pointing out the errors. Not heard from them since. I'm sure the errors were deliberate.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4832238.stm
One third of French people say they are at least somewhat racist, an opinion poll suggests.
The figure shows an eight percentage point rise in those who said they were racist in a similar poll last year.
The survey of 1,011 people was carried out by the CSA polling institute for the National Consultative Commission for Human Rights.
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Respondents were given five options for describing their personal stance on race, ranging from "somewhat racist" and "a bit racist" to "not racist at all" and "don't want to say".
More than three in every 10 said they were "a bit racist" or "somewhat racist".
Only 32% of people said they would notify police of racist behaviour...
France is certainly a lot more racist than Anglo-American countries (Britan, Canada, the US).
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They could learn from Britain and the US how to be less racist - I speak from personal experience in all three countries. I've never experienced so much racism in such a short time as in Paris (it seems I look Algerian).
The only racism I've experienced (I'm white anyway and indistinguishable from the typical Frenchman) has been from the fonctionaires (pen pushers). There are a few in positions where they can make the life of foreigners difficult. I used to think that some of them were simply incompetent or idiots but I've now reached the conclusion that some of their actions are deliberately malicious. I have waited more than four years for my French health card (carte-vitale) and filled in countless forms. The card finally arrived in December last year - with my name incorrect (badly) and my date of birth incorrect - which made the card useless. I sent it back to the authorities pointing out the errors. Not heard from them since. I'm sure the errors were deliberate.
That does seem like something that would be deliberate in a bureaucracy where competency exists to a slight degree.
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Sound like Canada.

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Sound like Canada.

I live in a town of less than 20,000 people and have decent Internet and televison access.
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Sound like Canada.

I live in a town of less than 20,000 people and have decent Internet and televison access.
My parents who live in a small village don't have anything decent as internet connection. At least in Quebec there is no high-speed connections in rural places. Less than 20,000 peoples? It's still a town.
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Oh my. The French bureaucracy sounds worse than the American.
In the USA, the push has been the opposite--to reduce the number of government employees, at least since President Clinton decided one day that he was going to reduce the number of federal employees by 100,000.
There are bureaucrats who are dumb and malicious--I know, I used to be a federal employee.
Still, I would like to know if there are resources for learning Quebec French. A lot of language-learning companies offer both American and European English, both American and European Spanish, and both Brazilian and European Portuguese. But, when it comes to French, I haven't found anything other than European French available.