The sausages have told me that all obtuse angles and most acute angles are spies for the Microsoft Corporation, which is a front for the global kabal of Elvis impersonators.
Only Abe Vigoda is still a threat to their sovereignity.
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I can make a statement true by placing it first in this signature.
"Everyone loves the dolphin. A bitter shark - emerging from it's cold depths - doesn't stand a chance." This is hyperbol.
"Run, Jump, Fall, Limp off, Try Harder."