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31 May 2006, 10:49 pm

a***hole is what a***hole does.

Picking at others is like picking at your arse, it makes things smell.

One figurative the other literal, so it is a pun on literal figurativisms in comparisons.



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01 Jun 2006, 12:02 am

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I have some good news for all you Reality Distortion Specialists. I was in a good mood today, so I instructed God to kick your arses less severely when you enter Heaven for your eternal purgatory. Unsurprisingly, he eagerly acquiesced. He has been begging me for years for permission to lessen your punishment, but I have just been ignoring him until today.

But I warn you, if I hear any indignant muttering, ingratitude for my leniency, or praying for me, then I will instruct God to restore the arse kicking back to how it was! Acceptable responses include "Hallelujah!" and "Praise be to emp!".


Tell me were you dropped on your head as a infant?



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01 Jun 2006, 12:15 am

jaguars_fan wrote:
Tell me were you dropped on your head as a infant?
That made Me Laugh a good one for sure in the end. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:


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01 Jun 2006, 12:18 am

Oh, well golly folks, that's just a bit mean.



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01 Jun 2006, 2:56 am

sc wrote:
Oh, well golly folks, that's just a bit mean.
It was not meant to be mean I think emp likes to test us so can We test him for testing Us in the end.


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01 Jun 2006, 3:36 am

An emp is something from the original game of DOOM. A game in hell or something.



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01 Jun 2006, 4:27 am

sc wrote:
An emp is something from the original game of DOOM. A game in hell or something.


An EMP is an Electromagnetic Pulse. I believe several things can cause them, but one thing that generates an EMP is a Nuclear Explosion.

They can mess up electronics good.



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01 Jun 2006, 9:21 pm

There is more then one meaning to those 3 letters in that order.

Relevant to the post theologically, doom representing a game and its portrayal of hell creatures seemed likely. It was not supposed to mean what his named was intended to potray either, just post relevencies.

Does not matter reallly I suppose.

Let's ask emp the social identity, what was your name intending to imply, if anything?