09 Feb 2011, 9:18 pm
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
abaisse wrote:
This is practically my theme song.
Says the girl with red hair and no soul.
Says the girl with red hair and no soul.
Red hair and no soul? If any of us here have souls, then you do also. Having red hair isn't a bad thing either, a cool example of a red head being Kari Byron of Mythbusters.
It's a reference to South Park, where Eric Cartman, a 4th grader, is convinced that gingers have no souls.
09 Feb 2011, 10:03 pm
09 Feb 2011, 10:32 pm
dunbots wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
abaisse wrote:
This is practically my theme song.
Says the girl with red hair and no soul.
Says the girl with red hair and no soul.
Red hair and no soul? If any of us here have souls, then you do also. Having red hair isn't a bad thing either, a cool example of a red head being Kari Byron of Mythbusters.
It's a reference to South Park, where Eric Cartman, a 4th grader, is convinced that gingers have no souls.
Brownie points for you.
09 Feb 2011, 10:46 pm
Kraichgauer wrote:
I first wrote blonde, but then my spell check told me I was wrong. I suppose I could just add that spelling in the spell check's dictionary.
For some reason girls are blonde but men are blond.
Well, I am male. I have blond hair and blue eyes. My children have blond hair and blue eyes. My grandchildren have blond hair and blue eyes
So all you untermenchen with brown hair or brown eyes can stand aside for the proper Aryan supermen.
By the way people with red hair and green eyes are also supermen. Tough luck for the rest of you.
09 Feb 2011, 11:12 pm
Wombat wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
I first wrote blonde, but then my spell check told me I was wrong. I suppose I could just add that spelling in the spell check's dictionary.
For some reason girls are blonde but men are blond.
Well, I am male. I have blond hair and blue eyes. My children have blond hair and blue eyes. My grandchildren have blond hair and blue eyes
So all you untermenchen with brown hair or brown eyes can stand aside for the proper Aryan supermen.
By the way people with red hair and green eyes are also supermen. Tough luck for the rest of you.
I was getting all excited to be super, having red hair and blue eyes... but then I remembered, I'm half Jew. Damn.
09 Feb 2011, 11:43 pm
abaisse wrote:
I was getting all excited to be super, having red hair and blue eyes... but then I remembered, I'm half Jew. Damn.Was your mother or father Jewish? If it was your mother then you are part of the Jewish super race.
If it was your father you can still claim to be of the Aryan super race.
Either way you win.
10 Feb 2011, 12:13 am
Wombat wrote:
abaisse wrote:
I was getting all excited to be super, having red hair and blue eyes... but then I remembered, I'm half Jew. Damn.Was your mother or father Jewish? If it was your mother then you are part of the Jewish super race.
If it was your father you can still claim to be of the Aryan super race.
Either way you win.
I'm holding out for the Italian super race. They've got pizza and spaghetti. That's way better than matzah.
10 Feb 2011, 12:34 am
10 Feb 2011, 12:39 am
Philologos wrote:
You could just claim to be a mutant and an UMMIE - that is an upwardly mobile - almost but not quite ascended master or mistress. I came close to maintaining that at one point. Number 1 Son may believe it of himself.
That gives you the power to levitate but you are so enlightened you don't need to prove it. And you can eat all the pizza you want because even with treble pepperoni carnivore Karma can no loger affect you and as for avoirdupois it just is absorbed into the cosmos.
That gives you the power to levitate but you are so enlightened you don't need to prove it. And you can eat all the pizza you want because even with treble pepperoni carnivore Karma can no loger affect you and as for avoirdupois it just is absorbed into the cosmos.
I can barely walk without tripping. I'd hate to see what would happen if I could levitate. That would be dangerous.
10 Feb 2011, 12:43 am
10 Feb 2011, 12:56 am
abaisse wrote:
Philologos wrote:
You could just claim to be a mutant and an UMMIE - that is an upwardly mobile - almost but not quite ascended master or mistress. I came close to maintaining that at one point. Number 1 Son may believe it of himself.
That gives you the power to levitate but you are so enlightened you don't need to prove it. And you can eat all the pizza you want because even with treble pepperoni carnivore Karma can no loger affect you and as for avoirdupois it just is absorbed into the cosmos.
That gives you the power to levitate but you are so enlightened you don't need to prove it. And you can eat all the pizza you want because even with treble pepperoni carnivore Karma can no loger affect you and as for avoirdupois it just is absorbed into the cosmos.
I can barely walk without tripping. I'd hate to see what would happen if I could levitate. That would be dangerous.
like I said - you are so advanced you don't do it. It is a kind of spiritual Prime Directive - the more advanced powers you acquire, the less you actually do. Like right now it would not be ethical for me to PROVE that I can read your mind, You just have to accept that I CAN read your mind but I WON'T.
Anyway, seriously, from what I hear most of the levitators only get about half an inch of the ground and do not move around. Some get as high as a foot, but I think others all you see is if they sit on a scale and levitate the indicated weight goes down a few pounds.
10 Feb 2011, 1:23 am
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10 Feb 2011, 2:22 am
abaisse wrote:
Wombat wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
I first wrote blonde, but then my spell check told me I was wrong. I suppose I could just add that spelling in the spell check's dictionary.
For some reason girls are blonde but men are blond.
Well, I am male. I have blond hair and blue eyes. My children have blond hair and blue eyes. My grandchildren have blond hair and blue eyes
So all you untermenchen with brown hair or brown eyes can stand aside for the proper Aryan supermen.
By the way people with red hair and green eyes are also supermen. Tough luck for the rest of you.
I was getting all excited to be super, having red hair and blue eyes... but then I remembered, I'm half Jew. Damn.Actually, both Hitler, and Reinhard Heydrich had Jewish ancestry. And Heydrich was tall, blond, blue eyed, and long skulled.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
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