Philologos wrote:
Sorry - some of us [my wife can testify] are not so good at catching implications below a certain level of probability. You have, I know shown a tendency to get into costume, but in that post I failed to catch it.
I retract the Pooh Bear [not that it is that bad a slam, both Pooh and pandas figure frequently in my oeuvre].
Oh, I took "Pooh Bear" as a term of endearment, if anything.
Now, back to my creationist argument/rant.
People think that Noah had a big job, building the ark, saving the animals, etc. But, his biggest job came after the flood. He had to make sure that the marsupials were safely situated in Australia (no lions, camels, or elephants allowed), that the penguins were dropped of in Antarctica, that lemurs would rule Madagascar, and that appropriate species of monkeys would be placed in South America, Africa and Asia. Plus, he had a lot of aquariums on his ark. The salt-water fish and mammals may have found their own way around. But, fresh water fish had to be put in their own habitats. No Asian carp would be permitted in the Great Lakes until the 21st century. Otherwise, Asian carp would rule all of the world's fresh water habitats.