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31 Mar 2011, 12:01 am

Master_Pedant wrote:

I might ask some of the younger kids if they were being abused. Depending on the answer, I'd call CFS and see if they could stage an intervention. Fred Phelps was a horribly abusive parent and the kids need to be protected from that.

That would be extremely unlikely to work even the parents left you with a window of opportunity.

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31 Mar 2011, 3:46 am

Jacoby wrote:

I'd probably find it pretty funny and go about my way. No use getting mad at these folks, they're just IRL trolls.

Phelps is probably just baiting people into lawsuits. He is a disbarred lawyer..

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31 Mar 2011, 4:13 am

I'd dress up like V/Guy Fawkes (Anonymous' mascot) and just follow them around all day. Don't say a word to them, just dog their footsteps.

Now if I was lucky enough to get one of them angry enough to assault me, ooh boy. Then it's on like Donkey Kong. I wouldn't kill them, but they would think twice before f**king with me again. Plus I wouldn't get in trouble because I would, theoretically, be acting in self defense. As long as they took it upon themselves to start it (and that includes a verbal confrontation. I wouldn't say anything to them, so any chance of the "fighting words" clause of 1st Amendment would be negligible.)

But chances are they won't.

And if one of them stops to check their email... let's just say "all your logins are belong to us."

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31 Mar 2011, 6:41 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

MotherKnowsBest wrote:

Aggressive people make me cry.

Boo.

I'm telling my mum.

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31 Mar 2011, 6:55 am

I would just ignore them. You don't win
any arguements with stupid unreasonable
people.

There is a BBC programme about them
on Sunday. Louis Theroux revisits the
family and it seems the church is
in disarray.

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31 Mar 2011, 6:59 am

Gak66 wrote:

what would you do or say to them? you can state as many as you like.

ill go first.

1.i would say i love you....no homo.

2.scream "THERES NO PANCAKE MIX IN IT"

3.laugh at them

4. constantly scream out john 3:16

5. wear a sign that has a arrow pointing to them saying "they are gay"

Depends on the mood. I might likely play along with them if I feel like interacting. Better than getting all worked up about it. It's just words after all.

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31 Mar 2011, 7:01 am

Master_Pedant wrote:

Fred Phelps was a horribly abusive parent and the kids need to be protected from that.

This is true. One of his sons, who left the church, is a witness to this. I doubt he's lying.

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31 Mar 2011, 7:46 am

MotherKnowsBest wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

MotherKnowsBest wrote:

Aggressive people make me cry.

Boo.

I'm telling my mum.

Hahaha, mine is an evil laugh! :twisted:

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31 Mar 2011, 9:15 am

I'd say thanks for the laughs.

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04 Apr 2011, 1:58 am

I think WBC is just an elaborate cover-up for Fred Phelps' own gayness.

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04 Apr 2011, 2:13 am

Roxas_XIII wrote:

A lot of states have case laws regarding "fighting words". If you keep goading someone into a fight and they bite, they will get a lighter slap on the wrist and you might get charged too.

Tim_Tex wrote:

I think WBC is just an elaborate cover-up for Fred Phelps' own gayness.

Nah, if the gays or soldier's families gave Phelps a regular delivery of puppies to kick around he just might go away.

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04 Apr 2011, 11:58 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

I think WBC is just an elaborate cover-up for Fred Phelps' own gayness.

Nope that's just another pop psych myth.

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04 Apr 2011, 2:48 pm

Tell them Im bi and oppose Dont Ask Dont Tell and ask if God hates me.

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04 Apr 2011, 4:44 pm

I just want to picket at Fred's funeral with a big sign thanking him for protecting my right to do so.

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04 Apr 2011, 5:36 pm

Vigilans wrote:

I'd probably b.s. them and try and get a picture with Fred. Later I would use photoshop to doctor said photo in amusing ways

i would also but since im underage photoshop it to make him go to jail for being the pedophile we ALL know he actually is LOL

i would kidnap all their members then i would place them on a reserve
then i would get an AntiMaterial rifle and go hunting
and i would kill every single one of them

hahahaha i made an upside down staircase lulz

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04 Apr 2011, 6:39 pm

Violence is not the answer my friend
And anyways, it is greater punishment to them to make them live with their ignorance. They are the laughing stock of much of the Western World right now

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