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02 Nov 2011, 4:45 pm

Who knew vaginas could propel people so far? :lol:



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02 Nov 2011, 4:48 pm

Ragtime wrote:
Who knew vaginas could propel people so far? :lol:


Vaginas are very powerful and good tasting :lol:


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02 Nov 2011, 4:50 pm

The proposed project would be under Israeli supervision so that there would no chance that any of the nukes could be used against Israel. The ship would be robotically controlled and any attempts to tamper with the itinerary of the ship would result in the ships self destruction. Muslims would just be passengers going along for the ride just so they can get the glory of being the first to go to Mars. Muslim involvement in the construction of the ship would also add credibility to their achievements. Also the Muslims would manually pilot the almost impossible suicide Mars landing which will give them a lot of glory.

The biggest objection to the project would not be the the possibility of the rocket being used as a weapon but rather could Israel defend herself without relying on nuclear weapons?



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02 Nov 2011, 5:08 pm

I don't think it is all about sex. Leaders in Islamic countries can have their pick of any woman they want and are allowed to build their Harems. However in ancient Persia their can only be one Queen and that woman must have special magical qualities that the typical concubine does not possess.



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02 Nov 2011, 5:49 pm

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I hope Queen Esther will come back and convince those Muslims to load up all of their nuclear weapons in order to propel a rocket ship to Mars so the Middle East can be a nuclear free zone.


Oh boy, here we go again...

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Who knew vaginas could propel people so far? :lol:


Ah yes, electro-thermal vaginal pulse rocket propulsion. You should talk to androbot2084 here about this cutting edge technology


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02 Nov 2011, 5:58 pm

Okay, so let us talk about the conventional military solution to the Iran nuclear missile crisis.



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02 Nov 2011, 6:01 pm

Vigilans wrote:
Ah yes, electro-thermal vaginal pulse rocket propulsion. You should talk to androbot2084 here about this cutting edge technology


You guys should see what some girls can do with ping pong balls.



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02 Nov 2011, 6:01 pm

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Okay, so let us talk about the conventional military solution to the Iran nuclear missile crisis.


This is an interesting topic you bring up and I think you should create a thread about it


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02 Nov 2011, 6:08 pm

No need to create a new thread. Just say that instead of sending a female agent of the Mossad on a mission to become the next Queen Esther of Iran I think we should take out Iran's nukes with nuclear bunker busters.



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02 Nov 2011, 8:14 pm

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No need to create a new thread. Just say that instead of sending a female agent of the Mossad on a mission to become the next Queen Esther of Iran I think we should take out Iran's nukes with nuclear bunker busters.


that would be awesome but Iran does not have nukes.


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03 Nov 2011, 1:48 pm

JakobVirgil wrote:
androbot2084 wrote:
No need to create a new thread. Just say that instead of sending a female agent of the Mossad on a mission to become the next Queen Esther of Iran I think we should take out Iran's nukes with nuclear bunker busters.


that would be awesome but Iran does not have nukes.


:lol: why do so many people think Iran has nukes.


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03 Nov 2011, 2:00 pm

Muslim countries like Pakistan and India already have nukes that need to be disposed of.



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03 Nov 2011, 2:04 pm

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Muslim countries like Pakistan and India already have nukes that need to be disposed of.


India is not entirely muslim their are more Hindus their then Muslims :lol:


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03 Nov 2011, 3:51 pm

Even if India had no Muslims all the more reason to dispose of the Nukes because a nuclear war between India and Pakistan would be disastrous.



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03 Nov 2011, 3:59 pm

They left out a number of influential from that list. What about Joan of Arc? I guess, I wouldn't say that she among the most powerful but she was one of the most influential.



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03 Nov 2011, 4:01 pm

Joan of Arc is not exactly a woman of peace.