What's not to love?
Who wouldn't want to come to the land of giant bacon cheeseburgers, Big Gulp sodas, buffalo wings, and huge big box stores? I think people really come here because of the superior shopping opportunities. Where else can you drive SUVs the size of school busses? Visit a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant, go to a Walmart, and visit the Mall of America. You'll never want to go home.
If you don't mind dodging tornados, hurricanes, wildfires, huge floods, and serial killers, America is the place for you. Welcome, We have plenty of room.