09 Mar 2013, 9:03 pm
09 Mar 2013, 9:06 pm
Misslizard wrote:
^^^^Or you could eat a cupcake then go for a walk.
You should be motivated by the physically fit soldier on the cake.
You should be motivated by the physically fit soldier on the cake.
09 Mar 2013, 9:09 pm
09 Mar 2013, 9:13 pm
Misslizard wrote:
^^^^The peanut allergy thing,everyone ate PBJ sandwiches and school lunches always had a peanut butter cookie,I never saw anyone keel over from the cookies .When did kids become allergic to everything?They need to be exposed to more dirt.
Yeah, but not everyone is allergic to peanuts. I eat them all the time and PBJ samiches, too. I don't go for that gluten free diet, either.
Yes, dirt exposure is good and so is cold weather exposure. I used to play outside in the snow damn near all day and it didn't hurt me. We had the best sled riding yard in the neighborhood (100+ yards long, sloped in three descending tiers, slicker than snake snot) so I had the company of the other kids that weren't wusses out there.
And when I did come in I ate a poison PBJ and breathed my old man't second hand smoke.
09 Mar 2013, 9:16 pm
ArrantPariah wrote:
Better still: eat an oat bran muffin, enoy a good bowel movement, and then go for a refreshing walk.
It'll be better with whipped cream and chocolate chips on top.
BTW: Food isn't supposed to be thought of as a laxative.
09 Mar 2013, 10:05 pm
What about a compromise.
A carrot pineapple cake with raisins, black walnuts,whole wheat,sweetened with raw sugar and cream cheese frosting sweetened with honey.
Healthy and tasty.
Then drop,do twenty and then walk.Once you get moving your bowels will also.
I'll try to think of a politically correct figurine for that cup cake.
They don't have little OccupyWall street figures do they?
There could even be a little tent on the cupcake. 
09 Mar 2013, 10:25 pm
Misslizard wrote:
What about a compromise.
A carrot pineapple cake with raisins, black walnuts,whole wheat,sweetened with raw sugar and cream cheese frosting sweetened with honey.
Healthy and tasty.
Then drop,do twenty and then walk.Once you get moving your bowels will also.
I'll try to think of a politically correct figurine for that cup cake.
They don't have little OccupyWall street figures do they?
There could even be a little tent on the cupcake.
A carrot pineapple cake with raisins, black walnuts,whole wheat,sweetened with raw sugar and cream cheese frosting sweetened with honey.
Healthy and tasty.
Then drop,do twenty and then walk.Once you get moving your bowels will also.
I'll try to think of a politically correct figurine for that cup cake.
They don't have little OccupyWall street figures do they?
There could even be a little tent on the cupcake.
Compromise?
Gonna put a troll figure on a "healthy" cupcake.
Gross!
09 Mar 2013, 10:30 pm
09 Mar 2013, 10:34 pm
Try some!
09 Mar 2013, 10:34 pm
Raptor wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
What about a compromise.
A carrot pineapple cake with raisins, black walnuts,whole wheat,sweetened with raw sugar and cream cheese frosting sweetened with honey.
Healthy and tasty.
Then drop,do twenty and then walk.Once you get moving your bowels will also.
I'll try to think of a politically correct figurine for that cup cake.
They don't have little OccupyWall street figures do they?
There could even be a little tent on the cupcake.
A carrot pineapple cake with raisins, black walnuts,whole wheat,sweetened with raw sugar and cream cheese frosting sweetened with honey.
Healthy and tasty.
Then drop,do twenty and then walk.Once you get moving your bowels will also.
I'll try to think of a politically correct figurine for that cup cake.
They don't have little OccupyWall street figures do they?
There could even be a little tent on the cupcake.
Compromise?
Gonna put a troll figure on a "healthy" cupcake.
Gross!
09 Mar 2013, 10:47 pm
ArrantPariah wrote:
Try some!
How do I know they've been sanitized?
There's dirt and junk under bridges ya know.....
09 Mar 2013, 11:20 pm
09 Mar 2013, 11:23 pm
09 Mar 2013, 11:25 pm
ArrantPariah wrote:
Dirt exposure is good.
Is it?
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ArrantPariah wrote:
There might be some potential health issues, if the toys weren't sanitized. Suppose he just got done playing with them in the cat's litterbox.
Hmmmmm....
10 Mar 2013, 9:46 am
Raptor wrote:
Yes, dirt exposure is good .... And when I did come in I ate a poison PBJ and breathed my old man't second hand smoke.
10 Mar 2013, 9:51 am
Raptor wrote:
BTW: Food isn't supposed to be thought of as a laxative.
The government is paying a contractor to make certain that you remain seated in a specific chair for an excruciating number of hours each day, with the objective of assuring that you get hemorrhoids.
Your only hope of frustrating the government's scheme is to go on a high-fiber diet.
