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16 Jun 2013, 7:06 am

whirlingmind wrote:

I have visions of the dog's owner staring for an eternity at it's dog's arse (why?!) and coming to the slow realisation that he was staring at the son of God...

Some people have funny hobbies/pastimes.

Years ago I read in the National Lampoon "true section" about thousands of folks in Mexico lining up to see the image of the Virgin Mary that had just "appeared" in local baker's enchalata. But christ-on-a-dog's-ass tops that!

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22 Jun 2013, 10:16 pm

Looks more like Kevin Federline to me...

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23 Jun 2013, 5:58 am

Raptor wrote:

You're all going to HELL! :shameonyou:

You're meant to try not to take things literally some of the time at least.

I am far more open-minded to a creator that is much more than mankind's narrow view would imagine. If we are made in His/Her image, then She/He too has a sense of humour.

Anyway, I think many of us feel we are already in a type of hell on earth. But this is a whole other discussion.

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23 Jun 2013, 12:32 pm

I could believe such a thing, heh! That is very creative.

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23 Jun 2013, 4:17 pm

Praise the gods.

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23 Jun 2013, 5:07 pm

whirlingmind wrote:

The owner mustve been drinking Mad Dog ( which is 'god damn' pronounced backwards), and then tried to teach his dog to walk backwards- and then noticed it.

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23 Jun 2013, 7:11 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

whirlingmind wrote:

The owner mustve been drinking Mad Dog ( which is 'god damn' pronounced backwards), and then tried to teach his dog to walk backwards- and then noticed it.

! !! !
I've drank my share of Mad Dog, and I can attest to the fact that that's quite possible. :lol:

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24 Jun 2013, 1:54 pm

So what would that mean if the dog took a dump? Would that mean its holy s**t? LOL

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24 Jun 2013, 2:10 pm

Raptor wrote:

You're all going to HELL! :shameonyou:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGN52C-o5Ec[/youtube][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrSiIqCpxB8[/youtube]

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26 Jun 2013, 6:05 pm

Cash__ wrote:

Jesus spotted on a dogs butt. Start the pilgrimage.
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/jesu ... _dogs_butt

absolutely brilliant!! !
LMFAO!! !! !

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26 Jun 2013, 6:10 pm

CSBurks wrote:

Praise the gods.

Praise the dogs.

fixed it for ya.

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27 Jun 2013, 4:07 pm

Could you be any more insulting to those of us on here who are Christians?

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27 Jun 2013, 5:36 pm

DarkRain wrote:

Could you be any more insulting to those of us on here who are Christians?

Be specific about the individual(s) you are addressing.

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27 Jun 2013, 7:42 pm

DarkRain wrote:

Could you be any more insulting to those of us on here who are Christians?

Well, I'm a Lutheran, and my church was partially born out of rejecting images of Christ of Mary in dog's butts... or bleeding statues... or the fifteen heads of John the baptist... or Jesus foreskin, etc.

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27 Jun 2013, 7:47 pm

DarkRain wrote:

Could you be any more insulting to those of us on here who are Christians?

Is that an invitation?

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27 Jun 2013, 10:14 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:

DarkRain wrote:

Could you be any more insulting to those of us on here who are Christians?

Is that an invitation?

He probably hasnt seen my ''Did Jesus masturbate?'' thread on Adult Autism Issues lol

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